I’m glad I could be of assistance, mousie, with the ornament. That sounds cute! Have you thought of making teensy socks some time, too? There’s lots of patterns for them, and I understand they take about ten minutes to knit.
Great note by the Grinch, Rebo! I assume the wreath will be returned once the hilarity has died down?
Q, it sounds like you get some really fun phone calls. Do, please, feel free to share any more particularly stupid ones; it’s always fun mocking other people. 
Well, I survived the doctor. Sort of. When I unwrapped my toe, it was starting to look really gunky and even nastier than I’d anticipated. So she sprayed that freezing stuff on it and lanced it right in the swollen cuticle and then tried to squeeze out (well, actually she used the term “compress,” but “squeeze out” is far more accurate!) any nasty gunk. Which she wasn’t able to get much of, but in the meantime, she then had to peel me down off the ceiling because, as you can imagine, it felt just lovely. At least she didn’t threaten to take off the nail! So I now have a prescription for a potent antibiotic and instructions to keep doing what I’ve been doing, i.e. soak it 2 or 3 times a day and wrap it up with lots of antibiotic ointment in the meantime.
Of course, the new bandaging is fat enough I can’t even put my Crocs on any more, which were the only shoes I could put on in the first place. So I had to come home and dig out my Birkenstocks and then re-fasten them to hold fat socks and a fatter bandage. Oh, joy. I just love looking like a dork walking around in Birks in the winter. When I’m not in Portland, that is – I realize they’re not exactly unusual there. 
So at this point I am home for the duration, i.e. till Papa Tigs gets home and can drive me places and drop me at the door. Or until my toe stops hurting, whichever comes first. Probably the former, the way it’s feeling right now. Owie!
And in a further moment of stupidity, I managed to completely misremember my appointment time, so I dragged myself out of bed earlier than I like and over there for a 10:15 appointment, only to learn they didn’t have me booked till 10:45. :smack: Oh well, at least I had my knitting, and I got several more inches done on the scarf for Papa Tigs. I’m making excellent progress on it, at least. I’ll post photos when I’m done; it’s knitting up really attractive.
So I wasted three hours on the doctor’s visit, a run by the credit union to put my paycheck in so we’d have a little $$, and then a trip to the drugstore to get more bandaging materials and scrips. Which means it is now afternoon and I haven’t gotten a lick of work done today. And I have a job that’s due. Oh, goodie. Oh well, at least working involves nothing more exciting than sitting still!
Don’t everybody else have too much fun. But if you want to let your big toe throb in sympathy with mine, that might help mine feel better faster. :rolleyes: