Lets make up a warehouse of cool usernames for our guests, for when they decide to register as members, they don’t start out lame (like me).
Vulcan Jedi
American Stank Microbe
Extreme Sanction
Lawful Evil
Darth Rout
Relative Extrema
Holier than Thou
Expendable Asset
Holy Hand Grenade
Foreskin Larvae
Frickin’ Hamster!
Action at a Distance
And, of course…
The Chicken of Bristol
Allright, I’ll play:
The Arbiter of Cool
Presumptuous Knob-Slobber
Crusty French Bread
Jejune
Smackum Yackum
Thumbs
My Daddys Eyeball
The Other White Meat
And The
Not To Be Confused With Laura
Mistaken
Animal Kingdom
Pickled Dog Lips With Picante Sauce
Elemenopee
The Spandex Enormity
King Jujube
Not That One
Person Place or Thing
**Hands Across the Keyboard
Wombat on a Stick
Malodorous Pervert
**
Lying Through My Keyboard
Best one I’ve seen yet
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There are phony band names (and maybe some real ones, I don’t know every band out there) from a Saturday Night Live fake commercial for the Valentine soundtrack. Some of them would make might good user names.
Exquisite Mammals
T.C.
Wheelwright’s Ghost
Grab The Jester
Motherboard
Skilled Homicide Harmony
Book
Fall Creek Confederacy
The Frown Squad
Motionless-Z
Kayak.
Dirty Yellow Hammer
Donkey Kong U.K.
All Your Blood
Bang The Skull Slowly
Hat
Gravel Fork (I really like this one)
The Handless Kings
Rabbitpunch
Rice
Nuclear Zeitgeist
Pineapple Man
Fool’s Cap
Buzzgum
Brain Gorge
Brian Georg
Pi Eating Contest
Mr. Hameye (for some reason, this one kills me)
Agribuisness
Marvin’s Toes
Birmingham Sound Expedition
Stab The Bishop
Cunk
Infant 714
Decimal Metaphor
Half of
5445 North Park Drive Community Vigilence & Restoration Comittee
CL
Stillborn Pups
DJ Robitussin
Lima Sierra Delta
Wherewithal
Enfilade
From Curtains to Coffins
Littering in Singapore
Static Ataxia
Multi Shapen Marble Knobs
Automatic Tampon
Quart of Wheat
Simple Semen Cyanide
Anticholingeric Anathema
Five Day Bunny Hunt With No Pants or Matching Colors
Smidge Tritterpattered
Tempest McRoogle
Honey Dot Lifejacket
I have only one contribution.
Gangrene Clitoris
Mammaliscious Duck Monkey
Captain Lick Me
Extreme Head Cold
Penile Callous
MŸRACLE WHŸP
Pimp Fonta
Jelly Donut
I Eat Ritalin
Gallstone National Park
I Spanked Dr. Laura And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
(Spanky for short)
Yentl the Kosher Chicken Boy
(Stolen from an episode of Murphy Brown.)
Dope on a Rope
Champagne enema
Jew with a clue
Flushed Grollings
Ophelia Harden
Anita Nothershot
Pumping Aluminum
Mr. Completely
Mrs. DiPoint
Sonya Gaime
Sir Lee Thug
Lacrymotormouth
SunglassesHighpockets
Earbark
LowbrowGaloot
Yeah, that’s enough.
This thread reminded me of an episode of the Sifl & Olly Show where their friend Julio called and asked them to help name his new ferret. Their suggestions:
Zappy
Chirper
Rope Burn
Axe Sharpener
Clamknuckle (this one kills me)
Lou Ferrigno
Mr. Hi-Fi Banjo Strings
Double-Decker Soul Wrecker
And a selection of Sifl and Olly names:
Sifl (I think we already have one, actually)
Olly
Chester
Precious Roy
Peto
Flek
Grout
Jargon Scott
Dr. Vernon Merble
Anita Zest
Cheeseboy
Aesop Jones
Eddie from Jersey
Spiticus
Click Whittaker
Zafo
Delixir Sorbaño
The Bearded Beard
The Breathing Salami
Delictush Sexplosius
Chachi Longbow
Kee Kee and the P.P. Gang
Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan
Damp Rag
Inventor Pat Lacy
Foot-Long Hamster
Backs Stabbath
Becky Sixteen
Icky Starmaker
Vicious Coy
Miracle Dirt
CHAMPS-1
Bicentennial Condor
Artoobacca
And one from the unreleased third season of S&O:
Appleman For President
Knuckleneck
Lurker No More
J.C.N.
The Other White Meat
Deja Who?
ifallnowhere
Rex Nihilum
Xanadude
Albino Mime
Ipse Dixit