Reposting Peter Kay's facts of life.

I’ve posted these before but that was a while ago.

Despite the overt Britishisms, most of these are accurate for me. I’m not sure what the swan and banana ones are about though.

Wet cat is describable. It smells exactly like wet cat, a valid description in itself.

Well I don’t like bananas, but I guess it is about putting something roughly the shape of your dangly bits into your mouth feeling dirty.

And the swan thing comes from an old wives tale - don’t go near a swan or it’ll break your leg.

Well, I don’t live anywhere near a swan, but one of my geese broke my wrist. Never try to check a goose’s eggs when she doesn’t want you to. I mean, the eggs she’s sitting on…trying to hatch them. never mind.