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              Seriously, just go to hell, animals!
We don’t need you! None of you are good, and you all suck!
I don’t care if you grow the corn that I eat or fix my pipes - fuck you, I pay your salaries as you pay mine. You’re not fucking special.
Drink your own piss.
             
            
              
              
              
            
                
            
           
          
            
            
              …did something new happen?
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              He’s mad as as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Yes. The GOP has still refused to impeach their adopted orange maniac and asahi is pissed off. You’re not alone, brother!
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Of course they are going to hell. For impure thoughts and shit.
But that isn’t helping us down here now is it.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Devil won’t let 'em in.  Nixon was the last straw!
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Scylla
                
              
              
                  
                  
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Bullshit.  The Devil’s a southerner.  Republicans are always welcome:
I mean he took George Wallace.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                JB99
                
              
              
                  
                  
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              I hope the Republicans are right.  I hope there really is a hell, so the Republicans will have a place to burn.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                asahi
                
              
              
                  
                  
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              FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Republicans belong in a fucking zoo!!!
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                asahi
                
              
              
                  
                  
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              Okay, I’ll admit, I belong in a zoo, too. But I’m the chimp; Republicans are…sloths or mice or some shit.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Vodka is a hell of a drug
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                octopus
                
              
              
                  
                  
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              What are you tripping on?
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Monty
                
              
              
                  
                  
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When using that interjection regarding today’s Republican party, it should only (and always) have 3 Ks.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              
Hey!  I like sloths!
I guess you can leave me out of your revolution.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Quartz
                
              
              
                  
                  
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Patience. They need to wait until the day after Inauguration Day so Pence can have 10 years.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Covfefe
                
              
              
                  
                  
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              Republicans? Ooh yeah. I wanna taste one of them, hot mama you rock my world. I’m not sure why. https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21257907&postcount=73
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Straight to hell?  Like, do not pass Go; do not collet $200?  That’s some mean ass shit!!
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              
Somebody really needs to make a “Religion Monopoly”.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              
Be careful, lots of plumbers and pipefitters belong to unions and are probably Democrats.
Urophagy is  a new age-type thing (at least in Western countries), not yet part of the Republican platform.
Props for a good start on the New Incivility though. 