I can’t believe the motley group of jokers the fucking Republican Party has produced for Election '08 (aka Fascists Lose Big), but MY GOD what a bunch of fucking losers and how happy I am to see it! Can any of these pathetic twats do anything but fucking Heil Hitler, “double the size of Guantanamo” (Romney! Romney! ooh what a fucking fuhrer he’d be!), or otherwise try to show how big his cock is without whipping it out for the “debate” cameras?!!! Huh. Let’s peekie-weekie at these champs to see what a bunch of peckers they are and keep “packaged” for us:
Rudy “Who Resuscitated Me?” Giuliani. He looks as dead as that African dude they shot and killed in NYC way back when who didn’t have a gun on him and he was just reaching for his ID, but this fucker keeps smiling and mouthing platitudes. Stupid fucking piece of shit–you gonna elect this fascist fuck as POTUS, you corn-fed Hitlerites (“even Jesus would vote for him”–what the fuck?!). I cannot believe how fucking ugly and scary this piece of shit is. He’s not really a traditional Repub except for his hardon for fascist power. This chimp-brained sack of shit would just LUV to have all that power. Let’s not even get into his amygdala-stimulating, 9/11-humping, one-note Sieg Heil campaign message, baby!
Mitt “Five Sons as Good as Soldiers” Romney. Spare-the-fuck-me, how did this robotic, fascist FUCK ever make it past the fucking metal detector, he’s all fucking metal except for the plastic hairpiece! I don’t really have a problem with his religion except it makes him a fucking freak! Are we going to elect a goddamn Mormon–everyone knows that Jesus had only one wife, not six (that’s a fucking joke, OK? you PC mutherfuckers). Really, though, we can make fun of Scientologists on this board, I hope Mormons aren’t exempt, as they’re no fucking better. Romney is totally Hitler Lite. Tastes fucking awful, Less filling. He creams his Dockers when he thinks about being President, because then he can waterboard Tuscan Raiders in the Oval Office. BTW, how did a Republican Mormon FREAK ever become governor of Mass. in the first place, it blows my fucking mind.
John “Straight-Talking Tongue Up Bush’s Anus” McCain. What a fucking loser, but this joker is already out of money and he’s smearing shit on his toast because he can’t afford peanut butter. How the mighty have fallen: He used to be some kind of iconoclast challenging Bush but now it’s Da Surge Is Working! Da Surge Is Working! Like fuck it is. McCain is proof that shtick has a short shelf life. I mean, it ain’t edible after seven fucking years, is it? At least he opposes torture, I’ll grant him that, and I wouldn’t call him fascist. No wonder he’s lost!
Fred “Pug Face” Thompson. This dude’s supposed to be “Reaganesque”? Like fuck he is. I’ve never seen anything uglier or less charismatic in my life than either his voice or his face. What a fat sack of shit this guy is. And I could give two shits about his TV shows–I’ve never seen a single fucking one of them. All I can think of with this guy is that a pug’s face and anus have combined and for some inexplicable reason are smoking a fat cigar. And he’s banging some chick who’s younger than his daughter (what pleasure that must bring her!). Like a joker like this could ever be prez. Bush did it but he’s got the big package in the aviator’s suit! Mission accomplished! Thompson’s just a butthole wrinkle the fascists are creaming into because he might, just might be able to “win.” Aw haw haw, the thought is so yesterday, stupid fuckers!
I put my money on Romney to get the nomination. He’s a hand-jiving flipflopper but in the end his hair will win out. Then the true “bush,” Hillary Clinton, will show these limp-membered fuckers–all of them!–who’s really boss!!!