Ever have one of those days? I’m feeling reckless, irrational. It’s 11:30am here and seems like a fine time to start drinking. I’m feeling a little hurt. I’m feeling antsy. It’s been five days but I still want to smoke.
I want to have sex with a stranger. I want to live on the edge of danger. (poetry, no less). Who wants a piece of me? Any piece you want, take it.
So…rescue me. Divert me. Post or email me.
::assuming jazzmine is female::
Am I strange enough to have sex with? I can give references!
::in case jazzmine is a male::
Hey, dude, suck it up. It’s POETS Day (Piss On Everything, Tomoroow’s Saturday!) and we’ll grab a beer after work!
jazzmine is decidedly female.
UncleBill, if you have any candy, you’d be the perfect stranger for me.
Sorry, Jazzmine, I’d really like to help rescue you, but the only thing I can offer is a serenade in reference to your thread title (cause it’s now stuck in my head, so it might as well be stuck in yours too!)
Rescue me! Or take me in your arms,
Rescue me, I need your tender charms,
Cause I’m lonely, and I’m blue,
I need you, and your love too,
Come on and rescue me!
Come on baby, and rescue me…
Come on baby, and rescue me!
Cause I need you by my side,
Can’t you see that I’m lonely? Rescue me!
As if I wasn’t in enough pain, now I’ll be singing that damn song all day long.
You’re a real sweetheart, Brunetter 
Yes, little girl, I have a piece of candy right here in my pocket. Why don’t you reach in and get it?
(Ooops, too strange?)
Well, it was your thread title that started it in my head, so it’s only fair that Brunetter returned the favor to you.
Any chance you can take off early and go spend some time on the open road, or something equally freeing? (Or maybe just curl up on the couch with a glass of wine (bottle in easy reach) and get blissful?)
I’d rather get blissful in someone’s lap. Do you happen to have one free?
UncleBill, pout I can’t quite reach the candy.
Here, this’ll make it easier!
::zzzzziippppp::
Or would you like to get in my lap? Or Both?
licking my lips
Both please.
Here, let me touch the…candy.
jazzmine, Bill has a very NICE lap, I know from experience. It’s definately a good place to be!
I have some Altoids…want one jazzmine? They aren’t quite curing my oral fetish though…looking at the door hoping for fresh meat
Let’s see… A curiously strong peppermint or UncleBill’s um…candy.
Gotta go for his candy.
Hey, why not take BOTH?!? I hear GREAT things about Altoids!
And Tequila, why don’t you BOTH have a seat (wink, wink)
Here, let me climb up. Sorry about so much wiggling. Trying to get comfortable. I better hold on to your ‘safety rail’ so I won’t fall off.
That IS a safety rail, right?
Jazzmine,
I know exactly how you feel. I would love to go out, pick up a willing female and just get laid. You know the kind of “balls to the walls wild pig sex” something that will keep the neighbourghs awake till noon…
P.S. are you a screamer?
Depends upon how good you are 