Resolutions we can't keep (specifically on the SDMB, but also in general)

I keep telling myself to wait until a thread comes along where I am an absolute authority on the subject and can post a detailed and useful reply. But I always end up posting feeble witticisms (or weeble fitticisms) everywhere, or coming up with ideas for wasting time.

What are your broken promises to yourelves (sdmb or in life)

I keep promising myself that I will not surf SDMB, and instead will get ahead in my distance-ed course.

Round about 9:45 each night, I remember what I promised myself. I notice that my posts are increasing by leaps and bounds.

K, I’m just going to take a quick look to see who’s on, then I AM WORKING…K, I’m just going to skim the titles, THEN I AM WORKING!!! AH, CRAP!! Wang-Ka started a thread. Okay, I’ll just … Oh, hell, who am I kidding.