Resolved: Ken Burns is Dave Barry

That’s right; the man who brought us books about Baseball and The Civil War as well as numerous PBS documentaries about these and other topics and the Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist from the Miami Herald are one and the same. I came to this realization while watching an interview with “Ken Burns” on CNN last night. Why two different personas? To distinguish between the serious PBS documentary creator and the wacky Miami Herald “booger journalist,” of course. Don’t believe me? See for yourself.

Ken Burns

Dave Barry

Although last night I noticed that Mr. Barry had glued a Van Dyke to the face of his Ken Burns persona. He must realize that we’re on to his little scheme.

Actually, to me Ken Burns looks like the product of mixing Dave Berry with Dave Foley

Nope, he’s a mixture of Dave Barry and Alfred E. Newmann.
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