Discuss.
Go mayo!!
Though this should be in IMHO and it’s been done twice before, I’d never miss a chance to say Miracle Whip sucks.
Hmmm. Well, tonight I realized that Krazy Glue is really not that crazy after all.
Hey, Miracle Whip rocks. I dread to think of a sandwich without Miracle Whip.
Mayo is good on fries, though.
Oh yea, and Miracle Whip sucks.
Bring out the Hellman’s, and bring out the best.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…Mayo on fries…MMMMMMMMMMMMM…
What? How can you not enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip? Alright…I will give you mayo and fries, but don’t slap that stuff on my sandwich!
I think Miracle Whip is part mayo and part nuclear waste.
What the hell is in that stuff anyway?
To the darkest of pits with Miracle Whip and mayo. Put ranch dressing on your sandwiches!
This has SO been done before…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21851
I think egg whites go into it, or maybe that’s mayo. I know theres some sugar and fat, hence the sweet taste.
Personally, I love Miracle Whip. I eat it with everything except ham. And potato chips. And cookies.
And it is whipped. At the factory.
I don’t usually comment on these types of important debates (especially when they have been done before) but I just felt I needed to point out the obvious error that permeates this discussion: you are all wrong, wrong, wrong (except for Balance, who alone among you retains some sanity). Mayo and Miracle Whip are nasty, evil things that should never be allowed within smelling distance of a decent sandwich. I think I read this in the Bible, but I can’t remember where exactly, so I’ll paraphrase: “Seek ye the mustards for your sand-wiches, for Mayo and its ilk are the very spawn of the devil, so steeped in vileness are they.”
And the Christian Coalition is neither a coalition nor particularly Christian. But I digress.
Miracle Whip claims to be a salad dressing. Ever seen anyone pour it over a green salad? I hope not; that’d be enough to make you lose your appetite. But that’s what one does with salad dressings.
It is now. And I still think the thread Drain Bead linked is one of the all-time classics.
It was at one time. My mom has Bing Crosby’s Radio Classics, basically they are recorded USO shows from WWII with the commercials left in them and everything. They go into great discusting detail about how easily Miracle Whip pours over your salad greens for the perfect summer salad. Blech.
Not a tossed salad necessarily, but it does make a great potato salad.
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It was at one time. My mom has Bing Crosby’s Radio Classics, basically they are recorded USO shows from WWII with the commercials left in them and everything. They go into great discusting detail about how easily Miracle Whip pours over your salad greens for the perfect summer salad. Blech.
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Hell, my mom actually served us salads with Miracle Whip on them. That was the only salad dressing I had ever experienced through most of my childhood. As a result, I grew up thinking that salads were supposed to smell like beer farts and taste like rancid goat anus.
As a result, I grew up thinking that salads were supposed to smell like beer farts and taste like rancid goat anus. **
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I believe ketchup is the condiment of choice when eating rancid goat anus, as opposed to mayo or Miracle Whip.
In fact, I think this was a theme ingredient on a recent episode of Iron Chef.
The rancid goat anus battle? Shoot. Must’ve missed that one. I would have loved to hear the comments.
So sorry to all those upset by the fact that this is a repeat. But honestly, the main point of this was less to start a mayo/MW war, and more just an excuse to use that Linda Richmond-type phrase in the title. It popped into my head, made me laugh, and I had to share. What can I say?
You should try peanut butter and Miracle Whip, very good!!!