Resolved: Shot From Guns is a whiner. Here's a pit thread to argue the question...

There’s a place on the SDMB with NSFW pictures of nekkid doper chiquitas? So, when was somebody planning on telling me? Is there a filter so you don’t have to look at some guys dangly bits?

Anyway, new term: mush Pit. Thats when somebody gets Pitted but it mostly ends up with people saying how much they like you.

It’s just the regular SDMB gallery. Here’s a link to my main photo, which contains a link to the other pic at the bottom. I warn you, you’re going to be terribly disappointed.

That’s NSFW? Where the hell do you work, NAMBLA?

The point is that it’s a joke. I told you you’d be disappointed.

I was disappointed to the point of almost being angry. I had already seen the “Annie” pic, was enthusiastic when reading Arnold Wrinklereid’s announcement.
What a let down.

I apologize to elucidator and silenus! :o

~gets a handcrafted microbrew for elucidator~ ~silenus gets a bud light~

~hands bud light to wife. Puts cashew on The List.~

I’m sorry but I do not have time to sex you up my ownself right now. I will send over some 'bots if you tell me your phallus preference. (The quantity can be any square number; it’s really girth you have to concern yourself with.)

Come on, just a joke. Take me off That List already. I was gonna use a winky face but it doesn’t look good in the Pit! ~gets silenus a Quality beer of his choosing~

~and a shot of honey flavored bourbon whiskey with the honey aged at least 7 yrs~

I’m kind of disappointed in the guys here that don’t go for the hot nerd look. Hubba, hubba, SfG.

Just here to express my appreciation of this post. I lol’d for real.

I’m not impressed with SFG’s logical leaps or posting style, based on the few times we’ve interacted. Like a dogmatic with a bone (hyuk hyuk). The feeling is probably mutual; I feel like SFG’s reserved a special level of vitriol for me–or Morella, at least (I’m special, yay! :rolleyes:). SFG assumed I was a litterbug because I don’t care whether others litter; then when I stated I don’t litter SFG accused me of trolling; when I stated I wasn’t trolling, SFG accused me of being a sockpuppet for Morella. Not SFG’s proudest moment, I don’t think.

So, not only completely illogical, but a refusal to acknowledge being in the wrong–to the point of fucking crazy (these both in regards to little old me, I do not speak for SFG’s presence or attitude elsewhere). Not really worth making a pit thread about but hey. It’s here. Why not?

I just don’t get worked up over minor things or procedural disagreements online. SFG does. This suggests an unresolvable fundamental difference of opinion. So instead of lashing out with the crazy next time, perhaps we could agree to disagree.

Guess what, rach. Nobody gives a fuck what you think.

Seriously. It took me like 8 years before people only started being indifferent to what I think.

I care what you think, Boss.

And I care what you think, MeanOldLady.

彼女は日本語を話す, so Shot From Guns is okay in my book. :wink:

So are you going to join my fan club, or what? Yes, yes, Giraffe executive board, blah blah blah. My club offers serious perks, like being subjected to slightly less abuse than non-members.

Less abuse? Hmmm, have to think about it.

Members of Club Mean-Old-Lady get free drinks - as long as you like Honey Flavored Kentucky Bourbon, that is. (MeanOldLady got it on sale for the sole purpose of serving club members.)

Slightly less abuse? Where’s the fun in that?