Resolved: there is no such thing as "gay sex"

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Dissonance

If two zombies are doing it but balls don’t touch is it gay necrophilia?

It depends on who’s eating who.

[Duke]

OK, if someone had taken bets on who would have been banned first, how many people would have seriously taken Diogenes over Manhood1?

[off-topic]One of the most interesting things about zombie threads is seeing how many people have been banned in the history of this board. In some zombie threads half of the posters have been banned. [/off-topic]

[andros]

@Manhood1

The western society runs on “might is right” – only its done in a very sophisticated way.
And, the so-called ‘gays’ have been given the control (might) over the human attribute of men’s need for men on a platter by a deeply manipulative society with an inhuman hostility towards sexuality between men. This is part of disempowering man’s need for men, so that men may be made ‘heterosexual.’
So, I’m not surprised that on a gay forum, all kinds of sexual freaks that thrive on the (stolen) identity of ‘men who have sex with men’ – when they’re individuals who lack social manhood, and are for all practical purposes seen as ‘third genders’ and not men, in their own society. Even though, at the outset, the western society doesn’t make any distinction between ‘men’ and 'males who are merely born with male genitals but have inadequate male gender orientation."
It’s the same process at Wikipedia, another western forum, where the LGBT community has been given control over anything that has to do with intimacy between men, and they make sure that they don’t give space to anything that strikes at the base of the ‘gay’ theory.
It’s not surprising at all, that ‘gays’ hate any attempt to question the western concept of ‘homosexuality’ and ‘sexual orientation.’

This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it that falls short of brilliance.

[kaylasdad99]

@andros

This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it that falls short of brilliance.

I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you:

This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance.

That’s better.

[Steve_MB]

Gay Zombie Thread II: Electric Boogaloo

[andros]

@kaylasdad99

I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you:

This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance.

That’s better.

Pffft. Naysayer. You just don’t understand art.

[kidchameleon]

@andros

You just don’t understand art.

Is he ‘gay’?

[Der_Trihs]

@John_Mace

What about gay zombie sex?

It’s all fun and games, until your penis falls off.

“Braaains, braaains, braaiiiins-”

<snap>

“Ohhh, nooo!”

[tdn]

@Der_Trihs

It’s all fun and games, until your penis falls off.

“Braaains, braaains, braaiiiins-”

<snap>

“Ohhh, nooo!”

You gonna eat that?

[jayjay]

What did the zombie say to the prostitute?

“Keep the tip.”

[Shodan]

I read the whole thread; it’s been eight years, and I still have no idea what it is about.

Regards,
Shodan

[tdn]

@Shodan

I read the whole thread; it’s been eight years, and I still have no idea what it is about.

Gay zombie sex. Duh!

[RTFirefly]

@andros

Pffft. Naysayer. You just don’t understand art.

Is ‘Art’ Manhood1’s first name IRL? Because no question, I don’t understand him.

@Walmarticus

They’re my adjectives, I’ll use them as I please.

Can I borrow some of them every now and then? No fair hogging all the good ones!

[elucidator]

“We’ll still have sex after we are dead, we just won’t be able to feel anything”

• Lily Tomlin (attributed because sure as hell, some smartass will remember and bust me for it…)

[Smeghead]

I look forward to Manhood1’s next installment of this thesis, some time around late August.

[urban1a]

I got down to the third or fourth post and thought, oh, great, matt_mcl is back.

Gotta check dates more often.

Bob

[Inner_Stickler]

He went somewhere?

[3trew]

@kaylasdad99

I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you:

This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance.

That’s better.

Quoted for brilliance.

[digs]

@_possum_stalker

Do you mean they’re both so drunk they think they are sucking a woman’s penis?

That was YOU?

[Antinor01]

@Smeghead

I look forward to Manhood1’s next installment of this thesis, some time around late August.

I feel sorry for him. He’s gay but has somewhere has it ingrained in him that he can’t be both gay and a man. That’s really sad.