False.
The next Doper will have sung in an opera.
False, although I did want to be an opera singer once!
TND lives in a different country from the one they were born in.
False – I’ve always been a USA resident.
TND wears contact lenses.
True.
TND does not use a cell phone.
False.
TND works in a cubicle.
Point of Order: Is there a guideline for how often a Doper can post?
True.
TND has bought a single item costing over $500 within the last month. (parts and labor count).
True. I bought a car for $13,000 eight days ago.
TND is an only child.
True!
The next Doper has tried illegal drugs (in the past of course, winkwinknudgenudge)
True. (I don’t anymore).
The next Doper loves Spam.
True. Fried and covered with maple syrup. With a side of macaroni and cheese.
The next doper is bald.
False. For at least a few more years.
The next doper is pregnant.
False – never been, never will be (sorry, Mouse_Maven, shoulda’ been quicker)
The next doper has a famous athlete’s jersey framed and hanging in his/her family room.
False. I don’t love any individual athlete that much, and it wouldn’t go with our decor anyway.
The next Doper has already finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
False. I haven’t read any of the books in the series.
The next poster had a beer as his/her most recently consumed alcoholic beverage.
True, consuming one now.
TNP has given a bad haircut.
SSG Schwartz
Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety.
The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing.
Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety.
The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing.
False. It’s late and I’ve already brushed my teeth for the evening.
The next Doper’s favorite classical composer will be J.S. Bach.
False. I prefer Beethoven, although I’m not the biggest fan of that genre.
The next poster has recently purchased a vehicle.
False. I’ve never purchased one.
As a child, the next poster ordered something by clipping and mailing a coupon from a comic book.