Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

False.

The next Doper will have sung in an opera.

False, although I did want to be an opera singer once!

TND lives in a different country from the one they were born in.

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TND lives in a different country from the one they were born in.
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False – I’ve always been a USA resident.

TND wears contact lenses.

True.

TND does not use a cell phone.

False.

TND works in a cubicle.

Point of Order: Is there a guideline for how often a Doper can post?

True.

TND has bought a single item costing over $500 within the last month. (parts and labor count).

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True.

TND has bought a single item costing over $500 within the last month. (parts and labor count).
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True. I bought a car for $13,000 eight days ago.

TND is an only child.

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True. I bought a car for $13,000 eight days ago.

TND is an only child.
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True!

The next Doper has tried illegal drugs (in the past of course, winkwinknudgenudge)

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True!

The next Doper has tried illegal drugs (in the past of course, winkwinknudgenudge)
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True. (I don’t anymore).

The next Doper loves Spam.

True. Fried and covered with maple syrup. With a side of macaroni and cheese.

The next doper is bald.

False. For at least a few more years.

The next doper is pregnant.

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False. For at least a few more years.

The next doper is pregnant.
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False – never been, never will be (sorry, Mouse_Maven, shoulda’ been quicker)

The next doper has a famous athlete’s jersey framed and hanging in his/her family room.

False. I don’t love any individual athlete that much, and it wouldn’t go with our decor anyway.

The next Doper has already finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

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The next Doper has already finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
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False. I haven’t read any of the books in the series.

The next poster had a beer as his/her most recently consumed alcoholic beverage.

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False. I haven’t read any of the books in the series.

The next poster had a beer as his/her most recently consumed alcoholic beverage.
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True, consuming one now.

TNP has given a bad haircut.

SSG Schwartz

Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety.

The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing.

Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety.

The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing.

False. It’s late and I’ve already brushed my teeth for the evening.

The next Doper’s favorite classical composer will be J.S. Bach.

False. I prefer Beethoven, although I’m not the biggest fan of that genre.

The next poster has recently purchased a vehicle.

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The next poster has recently purchased a vehicle.
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False. I’ve never purchased one.

As a child, the next poster ordered something by clipping and mailing a coupon from a comic book.