True. I got a set of Revolutionary War plastic soldiers that way. They weren’t nearly as detailed and cool as the picture in the comic book ad, but I wasn’t terribly surprised by that. I liked 'em well enough.
The next Doper has been to Washington, D.C. at least once.
True. More than once actually.
The next doper hates to fly.
False, I don’t mind flying, it is the airports that I can’t stand. There is never a lot to do unless you plan on arriving drunk at your destination.
The next doper to post has visited a zoo in the last year.
SSG Schwartz
No, it was an aquarium. The Georgia Aquarium, and also the Tennessee Aquarium.
The next poster has never bowled over 180.
True. I bowl like Fred Flintstone, except the technique doesn’t work as well for me as it does for him.
TND has been to the ocean in the past 3 months.
False. Those pictures were doctored in Photoshop.
TND has the entire Linda Carter Wonder Woman series committed to memory.
Nope, I was more of a Land of the Lost girl myself.
The next one has blue eyes.
False. Brown.
The next Doper didn’t vote for Bush in either 2000 or 2004.
False!
::hides::
The next Doper has gotten laid this week.
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True.
Last night, and in about a half hour. 
TND has never seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
False. And hell, you were one of the ones who convinced me to buy the Firefly dvd’s. Why does it seem you’re always getting laid, you lucky, lucky man? I guess my jumping on the Whedon train is just me trying to be more like you.
TND hasn’t read any Harry Potter books. (We’re starting a pop culture streak)
False. I’ve read them all. :o
TND has been to a sci-fi, fantasy or anime convention, in costume.
False. But I did dress as Capt. Kirk for Halloween once as a kid.
The next Doper has never had a sip of absinthe.
False, and it’s gross IMHO. 
TND has never discharged a firearm.
False, many. I think I even discharged on a firearm.
But that’s a different thread.
TND posts more than 6.3 posts per day to the SDMB.
checks own profile
True. 6.97 a day, in fact. Wow, that’s pitiful. 
TND lettered in more than one sport in high school.
False. I just lettered in one: swimming.
The next Doper loves to swim.
True. I lettered in water polo and swimming in high school, for what it’s worth.
TND has more than 50 books in the house.
True. Easily, even if most of them are in boxes. Hell, I probably have that many Stephen King books in the house.
TND has had an orgasm in the past 72 hours.
True, 7.2 hours.
TND is eating from a bag of chips as they read this post.