Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

True. I got a set of Revolutionary War plastic soldiers that way. They weren’t nearly as detailed and cool as the picture in the comic book ad, but I wasn’t terribly surprised by that. I liked 'em well enough.

The next Doper has been to Washington, D.C. at least once.

True. More than once actually.

The next doper hates to fly.

[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]
True. More than once actually.

The next doper hates to fly.
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False, I don’t mind flying, it is the airports that I can’t stand. There is never a lot to do unless you plan on arriving drunk at your destination.

The next doper to post has visited a zoo in the last year.

SSG Schwartz

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
The next doper to post has visited a zoo in the last year.
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No, it was an aquarium. The Georgia Aquarium, and also the Tennessee Aquarium.

The next poster has never bowled over 180.

True. I bowl like Fred Flintstone, except the technique doesn’t work as well for me as it does for him.

TND has been to the ocean in the past 3 months.

[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
True. I bowl like Fred Flintstone, except the technique doesn’t work as well for me as it does for him.

TND has been to the ocean in the past 3 months.
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False. Those pictures were doctored in Photoshop.

TND has the entire Linda Carter Wonder Woman series committed to memory.

[QUOTE=photopat]
False. Those pictures were doctored in Photoshop.

TND has the entire Linda Carter Wonder Woman series committed to memory.
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Nope, I was more of a Land of the Lost girl myself.

The next one has blue eyes.

False. Brown.

The next Doper didn’t vote for Bush in either 2000 or 2004.

False!

::hides::
The next Doper has gotten laid this week.

Uhn tis
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True.

Last night, and in about a half hour. :smiley:

TND has never seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[QUOTE=silenus]
True.

Last night, and in about a half hour. :smiley:

TND has never seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
[/QUOTE]

False. And hell, you were one of the ones who convinced me to buy the Firefly dvd’s. Why does it seem you’re always getting laid, you lucky, lucky man? I guess my jumping on the Whedon train is just me trying to be more like you. :smiley:

TND hasn’t read any Harry Potter books. (We’re starting a pop culture streak)

[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
TND hasn’t read any Harry Potter books. (We’re starting a pop culture streak)
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False. I’ve read them all. :o

TND has been to a sci-fi, fantasy or anime convention, in costume.

False. But I did dress as Capt. Kirk for Halloween once as a kid.

The next Doper has never had a sip of absinthe.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The next Doper has never had a sip of absinthe.
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False, and it’s gross IMHO. :slight_smile:

TND has never discharged a firearm.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND has never discharged a firearm.
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False, many. I think I even discharged on a firearm.
But that’s a different thread.

TND posts more than 6.3 posts per day to the SDMB.

[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
TND posts more than 6.3 posts per day to the SDMB.
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checks own profile

True. 6.97 a day, in fact. Wow, that’s pitiful. :frowning:

TND lettered in more than one sport in high school.

False. I just lettered in one: swimming.

The next Doper loves to swim.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

The next Doper loves to swim.
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True. I lettered in water polo and swimming in high school, for what it’s worth.

TND has more than 50 books in the house.

[QUOTE=silenus]
TND has more than 50 books in the house.
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True. Easily, even if most of them are in boxes. Hell, I probably have that many Stephen King books in the house.

TND has had an orgasm in the past 72 hours.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
True. Easily, even if most of them are in boxes. Hell, I probably have that many Stephen King books in the house.

TND has had an orgasm in the past 72 hours.
[/QUOTE]
True, 7.2 hours.
TND is eating from a bag of chips as they read this post.