False, but I did have a bag of potato chips with lunch just an hour ago.
The next Doper loves blue cheese.
So, so true. Love it.
The next Doper prefers wine to beer.
True. Not to mention the fact that I’m actually allergic to beer (hops).
TND currently has their hair artificially colored.
False. Brown-going-gray and proud!
TND has never been past 10,000 feet above sea level.
False, several commercial flights.
TNP has had a fantasy involving a relative.
SSG Schwartz
:smack: I forgot about planes.
True. One cousin in particular.
OK, TND has never set foot on land 10,000 feet or more above sea level.
False. I had to check, though, and it was close. Lassen Peak, slightly over 10,000 and trails above Tioga Pass, probably very close to 10,000 ft.
The Next Doper has received a package bearing the label: “Hazardous Materials - Shipping Papers.”
False. Although I did receive an advance-fee fraud email in Esperanto once.
The next Doper is smart, weird, and sexy. 
False, but two out of three ain’t bad.
TND has natural 20/20 vision.
False.
TND has served 1000 or more customers in one workday. (Overtime, technicalities, estimates and recovered memories count.)
True, if you count every single kid on every single bus. That’d come to 10,000 or so.
TND never uses the same toothbrush twice.
False
gotta play the odds here…
TND has every ELO album recorded
SSG Schwartz
True. TND once broke his/her collar bone.
False. Only an ankle.
TND had a weird nickname as a child.
True. Well, as a teen, not so much as a small child.
TND has at least once shaved or tweezed off too much hair.
If you mean deliberately, then true. Pubes. Once. By request. It was fine (if a bit weird) until it started growing back. Never. again. Ever.
TND has a guilty musical pleasure that almost no one can relate to.
True. I love bagpipes…what can I say?
TND has destroyed at least one body part due to their own stupidity/clumsiness.
False, as surprising as that may be.
TND is fascinated by Victorian sexual mores, and spends a lot of time comparing them to the present day.
False. I can’t say I’ve ever given them much thought (and I’m a Sherlock Holmes fan!).
The next Doper is a Holmes fan, too.
Very true!
TND has a preferred coffee cup at home, and uses it exclusively.