This thread remined me of something i saw a few days ago. I was at Lowe’s and a customer was in a heated argument with an employee over the price of a lawnmower or something like that. The customer kept yelling something about the price being inconcievable. I was really tempted to go up to him and say “You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.”
How could I miss this one?
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”
“No. Inigo – I am your father!”
“NOOOOOO!”
Not sure what etiquette is on bringing up old threads - but HAD to share what Mr. Pol came up with after I sent him this thread:
Buttercup, after pushing the Dread Pirate Roberts off the ridge & hearing him say “as you wish…” {somewhat obscured by background noise, but still distinct}
“Cary!”
I always wondered why they kept that take in the movie…
Wesley: “I just sent Billy Crystal to fight those Ewoks.”
Luke: “Who will win?”
Wesley: “We all will, Luke. We all will.”
“Help me, Obi Wan! You’re my only hope!”
“You know, I hope they have MLT at the Death Star Deli. Where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is fresh…”
Jabba the Hut: I need him to avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar! He probably owes you money, well I’ll ask him.
Jabba: But he’s frozen in carbonite, he can’t talk.
Miracle Max: Whoohoohoo, look who knows so much! As it happens he is only mostly frozen in carbonite. There’s a big difference between mostly frozen in carbonite and all frozen in carbonite. [sup][sub]Open please.[/sup][/sub] Mostly frozen in carbonite is slightly not frozen in carbonite. Now with all frozen in carbonite, there’s usually only one thing you can do.
Jabba: What’s that?
Miracle Max: Go through his pockets and search for loose credits.
Grampa: She doesn’t get eaten by the trash monster at this point.
Kid Goldman: What?
Grampa: She doesn’t get eaten by the trash monster at this point. I’m telling you because you were looking a little worried.
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Kid Goldman: You read that part wrong. Luke’s father isn’t Vader, I’m just sure of it.
I think I made a mistake, it’s “Kid Golding” not “Kid Goldman” right?
Another one:
C3p0: R2, are there any rocks ahead?
R2D2: Bleep bloop bleep whistle bloop!
Luke: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
R2D2: Bloop bloop bleep bloo whistle bleep!
Luke: Aaaugh!
hahahahaha!!! When I got home from work last night, I had to show a friend of mine this thread. Midway through the first page we were rolling on the floor in tears (I can’t very well laugh at work). He gets this look in his eye and says to me, “no more rhymes now, I mean it,” and I, in my best Chewbacca, reply “rooowwaaaaarr!” It was too funny. And then, we get to the noble end of this thread and here it is, the same joke. Too funny. Really. Funny. Ha.
Luke: I do not mean to pry, but you do not by any chance happen to be more machine than man, and a Dark Lord of the Sith…?
Han: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Luke: My father is now more machine than man, and a Dark Lord of the Sith.
That’s astounding and somewhat spooky, under the circumstances. As it happens, in the first Star Wars movie, that’s exactly what Luke says when he hugs Princess Leia upon returning to the rebel base after knocking out the Death Star: “Carrie!”
haHAAAAAA!!! roflmao, really! Gawd, all these posts are FUNNY!!! keep 'em coming!
darn, i don’t have that star wars book with me, so i can’t contribute anything… 
snif sowwie
but this thread is DAM* funny!
Max: Luke, take these two over to the swamp, will you? I want them to have the ingredients for a miracle pill before dinner.
Luke. whining: But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some holocaust cloaks…
Max: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
“We’re fine… we’re all fine… here… now… how are you?”
“I’ve always been a quick healer.”
Lando: “All the other ships are attacking, I wonder what those star destroyers are waiting for…”
Commander: “I am waiting for Vizzini!”
Princess Leia: “I don’t know who you are or where you come from, but from now on, you do what I say.”
Han Solo: “Let’s get one thing straight princess… As you wish.”
Han Solo: “It looks like we’ve come out of hyperspace in some sort of asteroid field.”
C3PO: “If there are rocks ahead, we’ll all be dead!”
“I used to bulls-eye Womp-Rats back home in Beggar’s Canyon with my T-16. They’re not much bigger than two meters.”
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This thread is the reason I joined to SDMB. I laughed for days
Han Solo: “Backdoor huh? Good idea.”
Wesley: “GENTLY!”
You’re in the Pit of Despair… What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
:eek: Negative…negative. It didn’t go in.
You forgot the next line! It should read:
While fighting:
Darth: “Why are you smiling?”
Luke: “I have a secret.”
Darth: “What is that?”
Luke: “I am not left-handed.”
saber noise
Darth:You are NOW…
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Ignore the above post. This is what happens when I reply before finishing the entire thread.
Moron.
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