Some of you may recall this thread wherein a Doper was being stalked, it appeared, by a mystery piano.
This one turned out to be harmless. But maybe it wasn’t. Maybe it was all a hoax, and now… now they are making their next move.
This piano has arrived, oddly enough, in Massachusetts. Could there be a relation?
Only the Phantom knows for sure!
I thought EXACTLY the same thing when I saw that this morning. Obviously the work of a nefarious moving company.
I, for one, welcome our new ivory-laden overlords!
What a grand conservatory.
Ok, fess up, which one of you guys did this? Skald, is this part of you master plan of world domination?
The invasion has begun.
Perhaps this is a great opportunity for a mod to combine this thread with the other one cycling the “mystery piano”… 
I actually knew a guy who carried a piano with his hot-air balloon. The mission was to drop it in the town dump, and he succeeded. Perhaps he’s branched out a bit.
Wonder how the media is going to spinnet.
[Admiral Tarrant]
Where do we get such men?
[/Admiral Tarrant]
I think the whole thing is just grand!
Bears apparently do more than shit in the woods. I have it on record that uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears.
hi there! Thanks for the welcome! 
I also thought of that story when I heard the report this morning!
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too?
Was there a naked Terry Jones in the vicinity? (Talk about something completely different.)
I’ll bet the piano was originally in the ocean and one of those firefighting helicopters picked it up in a bucket and dropped it there.
Oh my God, pianos are going feral. We’re all doomed.
(Do I have to get my upright spayed now? I can’t afford baby harpsichords around the house.)
I have no idea, but it would be the perfect setting for the performance of this piano & shakuhachi piece.
Merged two threads about this piano, giving us 176 Keys of Terror.
Um… I’m sure this is just a coincidence, but I have a Yamaha SY-77 keyboard for sale. Any takers?
Please?