Reuters' men get thumb up ass, shit popsicle. Ought not alienate the working press..

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000513625

It is hard to know where to begin.

How stupid were the soldiers?

Why did Reuters sit on the story?

In general, it cannot be good to piss off the press, and Reuters is main-fuckin’stream.

I cannot fathom hearing a journalist say

“Reuters, Reuters” and then proceeding as described.

Query:

Did the soldiers (and intel folks) just not KNOW what Reuters means?

Did they know and not care?

What kind of schmucks fuck with Reuters?

I am so glad I am no longer part of the military. I knew some of the people I served with were borderline demented but I could never imagine this. After reading the reporters’ accounts and realizing that, even after all this, these acts could still possibly be taking place just sickens me. To further realize that these actions are being perpetrated by “The Greatest Country In The World”, “The Saviors of Iraq” just makes me want to weep.

Damn liberal media! Don’t they know that reporting military abuse is treason?

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It may be treasonousof the press, but remember: Saddam Hussein did much worse. So, it’s okay.

I’m surprised anyone would do that to a Reuters reporter (or even helper).

What a damn fine way to make an entire wire service work against the US.

Well as we all know, the only GOOD Iraqi is a detained and humiliated Iraqi… :smack:

Here’s the military’s response:

U.S. General Defends Probe of Abuse of Reuters Staff

But wait, there’s more…

WTF??

Moderator’s Note: This thread seems like more of a rant than a debate to me (hint: references to peoples thumbs being up their asses and shitting popsicles are a.) not really in keeping with the lofty tone we strive for in the Great Debates forum and b.) not really in keeping with the “descriptive thread titles” rule).

Off to the Pit.

It actually is descriptive – just hard to parse. The reporters got digital insertion and they got a “shit popsicle.”

No elimination of icey treats. Just good old-fashioned fecal tongueing.

You forget one detail:
They were subhuman Non Western cooperatives of Reuters.
Why would one US soldier, indoctrinated by the US army to believe the US produces Super Heros and all the brownies - and especially those classified under Muslim- are sub- to nonhumans, believe one second these funny brown species had even the brains to know what Reuters is, let be the skill to apply for being hired by Reuters.

Salaam. A

I really dislike this shifty, dishonest pretension that stress positions are not a form of torture. The main benefit of the method is that it leaves few telltale signs for others to see as evidence of torture. But it is in fact extremely painful. That military officers are coyly reffering to it as something mild that they do is disgusting precisely because they are almost certainly exploiting the very reason why “stress positions” are apparently so popular in the U.S. military today: because they don’t sound all that bad to the average layman.

all well and good–but AFTER their boss emailed to say,

“yes, strange as it seems, we like our news personnel to speak the local tongue., these are OUR little brown dudes,”

you’d think at that point, the fun would be over, but , oh no…

it was just beginning.

I certtainly would not want my titles to fall short of the lofty GD standards, but I defy anyone to squeeze an adequate description of the atrocities at issue into the limited space provided, without resort to anlgo saxon shorthand…

Stress induction and sleep deprivation are standard interrogation tactics. Dietary change is another.

My point exactly. This seems to be an accurate statement of fact about occupation policy. Torture is standard interrogation tactics.

Seriously, if this kind of shit was happening to Americans anywhere at anytime we would be going absolutely apeshit and wanting vengence.

I can’t imagine us not getting attacked again soon and, sadly, if it happens before November, well you know what that means.

The terrorists will have won?

US troops have been cleared of charges.

Where were these Reuters guys arrested? Just out on the street? Or were they near a base perimeter or something like that? Not that that would excuse the soliders’ atrocious conduct, I’m just curious.

Oh well, that’s OK then. A closed investigation by the same military that is currently in deep shit due to abuse of prisoners found “no abuse of any kind”. Phew. Those bullshitting journalist fucks. Well they were only Arabs. Can’t trust any of them.