Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1)

The Bassoon Schleptet

Crotch-kicking Ukrainians.

The DAD GADs

Everybody Deserves a Stoat

French Fried Donkey Farts

Googly-Eyed Stoats from Western Jupiter

Harbingers of Satan’s Hemmorhoids

I Got Blisters on My Fingers!

Jerk Store Merchandise

(with a tip o’ the hat to George Costanza)

Kamala’s Kids

Lab Accidents

Melvin and the Milquetoasts

Name Escapes Us

Older Than Springtime

Please Go Home

Quit Expecting So Much From Us

Raisins of the Future

Squash of the Past

Trumpet Fatty

Umptiddly Ump Ump