The Merry Stoats of Dweee.
Nadia Pukes Dinner
Obnoxiously Belligerent Battered Women
The Pouty Penguins of Poughkeepsie
Quentin the Wonder Dog and His Amazing Five-Piece Musical Entertainment Product Unit
Rusty and the Lockjaws
Amazingly, “Quentin the Wonder Dog and His Amazing Five-Piece Musical Entertainment Product Unit” is the exact name of a real band that used to perform at the Cleveland Agora back in the ’70s.
Still the Worst Band in Town
Tapioca and the Just Desserts
Upper Volta Memorial Band
The Vuvuzela Awareness Foundation
Yeeks! Scary if true. 
Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Jamboree
…well, that was a little fib. But, I did follow a local Cleveland band named Wild Horses who had the hit song, Funky Poodle. Great song.
Xulu Cake Stand
(If you google “Quentin the Wonder Dog and His Amazing Five-Piece Musical Entertainment Product Unit” , you get a load of hits about Duke Ellington … 
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You Will Never Hear a Worse Band
Zach and the Hellions
Anonymous Alcoholics
Brash and Bumptuous Bluetail Flies
The Chirping Cicadas
The Disciples of Sithrak
-“BB”-
The Exceedingly Well-Behaved Stoats
The Flaky Flugelhornists of Florence