Speedballs for Spaniels
Tequila for Terriers
Un-cola for Unicorns.
Velvet for Vultures
Waffles for Wallabys
Xanax for Xenophobes
Zithromax for Zebras
Ya Left Out a Letter
Ah Never Liked Y
Behemoth on Tiptoes
The Chlamydia Ridden Koalas
The Drip-Dry Stoats
Emus on Elavil
Flava Flav’s Piles
Garbo Can’t Shut Up
Horse D’oeuvres
Ivermectin-Laced Horse D’oeuvres
January Bikinis
Krakatoa Valentines
Lemon-Flavored Limes