Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1)

You Won’t Like Us

Ziggy Cleans Up All the Stardust

All the Stardust

The Beatless

the Conquistadores of Stoat.

The Dandy Detroit Defenestrators feat. Tami

Elephant Farts Blow Forth.

Fogies with Stogies from Muskogee

The Gypsum Gypsies

The Hacking Coughs

I’m Waiting For The Stuff To Kick In

Just Act Like An Audience And We’ll Act Like A Band

Kingston Bootwhistle and the Time Zones

Last Chance to Leave before We Start Playing

Magneto Destroyed All Our Instruments… But Here We Are Anyway

The Nuclear Wessels

Oh Yeah We Only Play Gloria

Dave Barry once, when Bruce Springsteen unexpectedly joined his amateur band on stage to play with them, asked if The Boss could play “Gloria.” Springsteen looked at him funny and said yeah, he could. Barry headsmacked himself and later wrote, “If you threw a guitar down a long flight of stairs, it would play ‘Gloria’ on the way down.”

So next:

Playing “Gloria” All the Way Down

A Quokka Named Gloria, Falling Down a Flight of Stairs

Righteous Chordless Glorias