You Won’t Like Us
Ziggy Cleans Up All the Stardust
All the Stardust
The Beatless
the Conquistadores of Stoat.
The Dandy Detroit Defenestrators feat. Tami
Elephant Farts Blow Forth.
Fogies with Stogies from Muskogee
The Gypsum Gypsies
The Hacking Coughs
I’m Waiting For The Stuff To Kick In
Just Act Like An Audience And We’ll Act Like A Band
Kingston Bootwhistle and the Time Zones
Last Chance to Leave before We Start Playing
Magneto Destroyed All Our Instruments… But Here We Are Anyway
The Nuclear Wessels
Oh Yeah We Only Play Gloria
Dave Barry once, when Bruce Springsteen unexpectedly joined his amateur band on stage to play with them, asked if The Boss could play “Gloria.” Springsteen looked at him funny and said yeah, he could. Barry headsmacked himself and later wrote, “If you threw a guitar down a long flight of stairs, it would play ‘Gloria’ on the way down.”
So next:
Playing “Gloria” All the Way Down
A Quokka Named Gloria, Falling Down a Flight of Stairs
Righteous Chordless Glorias