Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1)

X-pulsive

Yabba Dabba Doom

Zero Dim Sum Game

ALL (like the detergent, because it’s a round logo and would fit perfectly on the head of the kick bass)

-“BB”-

Bonsai Giants

Can’t Stop the Sumac

Dinosaur Breath

Eversuck

Flan.

Gong Boys and Marionettes

A Hard Daze Knight

Inchworms and Tapeworms

Just Waiting for the Chance to Kill You in Your Sleep

(That last one had me choke on my drink from laughing so hard.)

The Kansas City Koala Factory

Lasers, Jewish Space Lasers

Matzo Ball Slop

Neutron Balm

Orthodox Space Lasers

Pretty in Puce

Qoheleth’s Kosher Space Lasers