Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1)

Gad You Stank

Holla 4 Farthings

I’ve Got High Hopes

The Jester’s Gesture

The Knowledge Balls

Lick My Love Handles

Mysterious Lint

Napoleon’s Boner Part

Oedipus T. Rex

(Glam rock band, performs in ancient Greek)

Penguins Playing Ping-pong

(That’s a slip I’ve sometimes made when referring to the real-life band Pigeons Playing Ping-pong.)

Quokkas Playing Ping-pong

Rodents of Usual Size

-“BB”-


Still Purring After All These Ears

Thursday Holocaust

The Ultimate Harp Stompers

The Vacuous Lyricists

Whining and Griping w/ Westerford Winnicent

Xylophones Need Love 2

You Like This Crap?

Zither Me Timbers