Revenge of the Time-Travel E-mail

I just got a weird new variant on that e-mail asking if anyone has access to a time machine.

I think this one’s as mundane and pointless as they come. :rolleyes:

He will never have my red crystal. I played the legend of Zelda too long to get it.

Now that is quite a new twist on spam emails. I think I’ll send out a few asking for items that are quite impossible to own…