Not to mention the irony of [url=]this death on Saturday.
You had me goin’ there for a bit.
Yes, yes I did. I was walking along and there he was. Having celebrities in my dreams is not unsual but Richard Simmons? And making a comment on my weight?
You mis-spelled Nightmare.
Oh, well, in that case… See I thought you were talking a dream and I was thinking “really Jeff, you could do so much better.”
So is this even more embarrassing than being beaten up by Liza Minelli? I mean, with Liza you’ve got the whole “beaten up by a girl” thing going on, but with this case you’ve got the fact that a)this guy’s been slapped by someone much, much smaller than he and b) the slapper is freakin’ Richard Simmons.
And I have.
Being slapped by Liza is like being slapped by a legendary diva. Being slapped by Richard Simmons is like being beat up by a Sesame Street Muppet. No comparisson.
Oo! But now you’ve got me thinkin’ about a Liza Minelli/Richard Simmons Death Match!
I say Simmons would win 'cause Liza’s got a bum hip.
In the mid-80s in Atlanta, my fifth-grade (approximately) class went on a field trip to the High Museum of Art. At one point I left the group to go to the restroom, and when I went in, there was Richard Simmons washing his hands. He was wearing some kind of white jumpsuit-thing, and he was humming the entire time he washed up. Then he left.
I suppose it’s not really a classic “brush with fame” story.
Nah, the other guy just didn’t want to hit a woman.
Anyone want to place some bets on how long it is until he shows up on Late Night and slaps David Letterman?
He slapped him? He should have hit him over the head with his purse.
Leno, Letterman and Kilborn were all reruns tonight, but Jimmy Kimmel was new and, indeed, did a sketch about the Simmons smackdown.
I don’t know what Conan might have done, because I loathe his show.
C’mon, the guy has a potential top-selling “How to Assault People” video in this:
*"… and punch… yeah… and gouge… woooo… hit … and turn … and bash… yeah! Feel those calories coming off…"