I wish I could remember the title I came across today. It was something ludicrous like “Business Leader at the CEO’s Office.” So you’re a PA, right?
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DOT compliance officer,
A supervisor who the other day changed a bad headlight on a bus
I had similar thoughts, but I figured he was one of the guys that replaces the big bottles on the water coolers.
Thanks for the spoiler! :smack:
I used to buy EKHO heart rate monitors for our health clubs and knew the owner. His business card had his title as El Presidente.
I was Chief of Staff once, unfortunately it wasn’t at the Ministry of Defence, it was at a cinema and I was in charge of the Usherettes.
Sorry Receptionists.
When we were advertising for a new one our boss got fed up with angry women storming off when they found out that the job was showing people to their seats and selling ice creams, rather then sitting behind a desk operating a switchboard
“As Assistant Regional Manager…”
“Assistant TO the Regional Manager…”
I saw a sign inside a Lord and Taylor dressing room that said activities were being monitored by a Loss Prevention Specialist.
I had my ticket checked on a train the other day by a ‘Revenue Protection Officer’. Purlease, you’re a ticket collector.
My company has an “Operations Excellence Manager.” Seriously?
I remember a Harlan Ellison story – I think it was The Place With No Name – where the narrator talked about garbage men being ‘sanitation engineers’ and such. In talking about the protagonist of the story, he said something like ‘“Entertainment Liaison Agent”? Pfui. Norman was a pimp.’