. . .that backrub, although one of those 4000 dollar shiatsu chairs would do the job, and more than once.
. . .time enough to get the things done that need to be done in a way that will make me happy.
. . .a couple of xanex.
. . .a cup of earl grey, sans caffeine.
. . . a porch.
. . .or even better, a campfire.
. . .a Volvo station wagon, 80’s model, no rust, new engine.
. . .this term be over.
. . .my best friend right here in my very own area code.
A place of my own.
A girlfriend who is pretty, smart, kind, considerate, and kinkier than a pubic hair.
A relatively inexpensive mechanical procedure that will restore my car to its previous working condition.
Enough money to start the music career I’ve always dreamed about.
A slight boost to the ol’ GPA.
A vacation, preferably overseas.
[whine]Is this really too much to ask, Life? Is it?..[/whine]
Thank you. Next?
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead
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I thought of a new one for my list.
…a jacuzzi bathtub.
…A legion of robot soldiers to do my bidding.
I would list more, but I think the rest will follow once I get my robots.
Green Lantern’s power ring.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
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The Earth start tilting back so spring would be coming instead of winter.
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A Snickers
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To be back on board the Pirate’s Lady on a scuba diving cruise in the Bahamas.
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A hug from my kid
Right now I wouldn’t mind having:
a banana split with lots of yummy toppings.
my new insurance information so I don’t have to pay this outrageous bill.
a man who genuinely cares about me.
the willpower to start working out more often so I could dump this extra 15 pounds.
“Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.”
Don’t know who said it, but I like it.
…a cheese and onion Schlotzkys (it’s a sandwich).
…my upcoming move magically accomplished with no headaches, missing items, or strained muscles.
…things go my way for once.
…one week garunteed worry free.
…I’ll take a massage, too.
~tomorrow is promised to no one~
::re-reading last post:: well, I guess it is a good thing I don’t have that banana split in reality. 
I forgot to mention that I really wouldn’t mind having a maid to do my laundry and ironing!
…a baby. I know, I’m too young and can’t afford it and I should probably wait at least the 7 months until the wedding, but, well, I wouldn’t mind.
…a dog! Even better than a baby!
…another piece of that homemade apple pie. Gotta wait until after dinner, though.
…a job that actually utilized my talents. If only I had any talents…
Sucks to your assmar.
…a girlfriend
…a clear complexion
…a 4.0 GPA
…a nice filet mignon, with bernaise sauce, medium rare, with baked sweet potato and a salad
…my mom home from the hospital and completely well
…a guaranteed job as soon as I get out of college
…a driver’s license
…a G4/500 w/ 22-inch LCD monitor
…a clean room
…a way to be useful
…a bank that is not run by crazy people
…my broken front tooth fixed
…a cat that’s not trying to kill me
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-A spine-removing back rub from my Ex, a professional massage therapist.
-A job that doesn’t involve having to manhandle abusive drunks out of an Irish Pub
(or at least, make then stop puking on me!)
-A functional vehicle, even if it’s a rusted-out shitbox.
-To see my friends and family left upstate.
-Enough money to ditch the room mates!
-A decent nights sleep!
-The love of my life!
“The universe doesn’t give first warnings or second chances”
An hour or so to myself, so I could watch the rest of the Saturday Night Live special.
I gotta have breakfast and take my kid to karate class.
I wouldn’t mind having some help from the rest of the family raking leaves. No help, unless I get my son to rake, for either $1 a bag or one Pokemon card. And it has to be a Basic Pokemon at least 50 points.
…someone telling me they love me, or better
yet, a good piece of ass.
…enough money to leave this town!
…a decent car to get me down south.
…the relationship I once had.