There’s a lot of things of Jerry Garcia’s that I’d love to own. A guitar obviously, plus the ties adapted from his art are great.
But man, a toilet’s still a toilet which is just a vessel for poo. Ghandi’s toilet shouldn’t be more desirable than Jerry Garcia’s toilet which shouldn’t be more desirable than Hitler’s toilet which shouldn’t be more desirable than Godwin’s. We should covet what their minds touched, not their asses.
Lieu…I’m shocked that you, of all people, don’t see the beauty in owning a famous person’s salmon colored toilet. What the hell is this world coming to?
Yeah but it started off white.
Police report that they have nothing to go on…
Okay, that was good.
You gotta roll away the doo…
That’s my boy! He’s baaaaaaaaaaack!
What’s really strange is that the outfit that bought the toilet also owns William Shatner’s kidney stones.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I pay to participate in this message board. I’m going to be laughing about this one for days. 
[quote=the linked article]
Last month, Koltys sold the Grateful Dead singer’s toilet for $2,550 to online casino Goldenpalace.com, which planned to use it as part of a traveling marketing exhibit. The casino is offering a $250 reward for its return.
At least they’re being honest about where your money’s going to end up…
Robin
Maybe Phil dropped the bomb there once or twice.
I used to always try to sit in the Phil Zone.
There has to be an Uncle John’s Band joke in here somewhere too or maybe Black Muddy River.