Artists who need to empty their pockets into the douchebag jar

For those wondering about the douchebag jar: in the television series New Girl there is a character whose friends make him put a dollar in the douchebag jar whenever he does something, well, douchebaggy. Like randomly taking his shirt off to show of his pecs. I like the idea of the douchebag jar.

On Saturday I went to see Seun Kuti, Fela Kuti’s son. He played with Fela’s old band and played a lot of Fela Kuti’s music. Now, it was a great gig. Really was fantastic music, with lotsa good sweaty Afrobeat dancing.

But Seun is a total douchebag just like his old dad! :smiley: I would’ve nominated Fela for the jar, but he’s dead so now his son definitely needs to empty his pockets into the douchebag jar instead. He has a tattoo on his back saying “Fela lives”. At the entire festival he was the only artist who had to have someone else introduce him. His dancing! It was just… douchebaggy. You can just tell he’s a douchebag, he’s dripping with it! It didn’t get in the way of the music, and was pretty amusing as part of the act. In fact, you could say I appreciated his douchebagginess, but the jar must have its rightful offering.

So the douchebag jar is pretty full of Nigerian Naira, but I’m sure we can find a bigger jar to fit all the other douchebag artists. Which artist do you want to tell to empty their pockets into the jar?

What fest?

It was Motel Mozaïque in Rotterdam, just two days of fun. You like Fela Kuti? :slight_smile:

odd, because I’ve met his brother Femi and he’s a cool, totally non-douchebaggy dude. Maybe it’s just stagemanship?

A real douchebag would never put a dollar into a douchebag jar.

It probably is! Like I said, it was fun. :slight_smile: Just a douchebaggy act, like Schmit in New Girl.

But now you need to tell the story: how did you meet one of the Kutis? (There are quite a few, aren’t there? I think Fela had a lot of kids?)

And let’s have some more artists who need to put some money in the douchebag jar!

need a whole jar for that Wahlberg guy who bragged he could have stopped the 9/11 hijackers

Not to mention executive-producing Entourage, undeniably the douchebaggiest show ever created.

Any other Java programmers read this as douchebag.jar?

(I am such a nerd.)

If Justin Bieber ever had to put a dollar into the douchebag jar every time he did something douchebaggy, then he could pay off Canada’s national debt (assuming they have one–if not, he could pay off the US’s!)

Yep, Entourage is like Axe Body Spray for your TV.

Not much to tell. This was around ten years ago, he was in town for some music festival or other, and he and some other musicians rocked up at a local bar/eatery. Like I said, he seemed quite friendly, and I already knew one of the musos with him very distantly (Judith Sepuma) so I said hi and got introduced.

Yeah, but only a couple are musicians.

TWEEEEET! Put a dollar in the nerd jar. Yeah, you.

I hardly know anything about him, but watched this video some time ago and… WOW! On top of that I heard he wrote in the Anne Frank house guest book that she would’ve been a fan of his. Yeah. JAR, Bieber! Now!

Another one:
I will always have a huge crush on him, but I think maybe Jim Morrison needs to put a dollar in the douchebag jar? It’s the leather trousers, the taking the shirt off, the loving himself…

Kanye West. Yep, the jar awaits.

Yo, leftfield6, I’mma let you finish, but Kanye West had the fullest douchebag jar OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME.

Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P Diddy Bo Diddley whatever he’s calling himself these days Combs. Changing your name again? Douchebag jar!

His sister Wada Kuti is sorta hot.