blame Flutterby.
she kept linking me to this place, and I finally had to join up, because you people are amusingly insane, or something. :smack:
anyway. hi, 24, american, gay, male, and omg. furry. :eek:
runsoff
Welcome aboard, I’m sure the greeting committee will be here shortly.
So [Flutterby**, how many more before you get your free toaster ?
I never got a toaster. 
hides everything from the newb and begins to prepare the goat for the initiation ritual
[sub]I dunno, I only got 3 people in so far, and two disappeared. How many do I need to get the toaster?[/sub]
It was five before we went pay-for-post. I think they raised it to seven afterwards.
Furry? Furry? We’ve never used a goat when newbies have been furry! Won’t somebody please just think of the kids?
You are furry, as in a hairy guy?
Or a furry?
Furry. OK. My eyesight is poor; at first I could have sworn you’d said that you were Furby, and I was going to turn you upside down and say “Hey boo loo-loo.”
Chewie? Chewie! It is you!
Gay, huh? Yeah, I always suspected there was something going on with Han behind the Falcon’s closed doors. :eek:
Welcome to the boards!
Welcome, DasTiggy!
[sub]baaaaa
:: sploosh ::[/sub]
Welcome!
That poor goat must be exhausted with all these newbies joining.
Ok, that’s it. Keapon you have officially ruined my childhood girlish fantasies by dissin’ HAN. That is just soooo wrong.
ugh, we’ve been giving him muscle relaxants twice a day, but it’s still been a long hard slog for him. We really should get another one, but that would seriously cut into the squid budget.
Goat, goat, goat … where’s the goat? Sorry guys, I can’t find the goat. You don’t suppose he’s run off?
Run off? Not our goat! He loves welcoming newbies! Doncha, goat honey… scritch scritch scritch
Damn! The goat just bit me!
Welcome, DasTiggy! We’re a bit disorganized, but we’re working on the initiation – just sit back, relax, and think good thoughts – we’ll be right with you.
Heh, heh, heh. That’s what they told me, too …
And all this time I thought we were insanely amusing.
DasTiggy, be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Well folks, I almost had the RoboGoat Mark III perfected, but then I got a little carried away. The giant robot thread inspired me, what with all the talk about how any truly great robot must have flamethrowers, and…well, let’s just say I’m in the market for a new lab assistant.
Anyway, welcome aboard, DasTiggy!
<Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Baaaaa! Fwa-whoooosh! Aaaiiiyyyeeeee!>
squeak, squeak, squeak… splooooooosh, drip, drip, drip, splosh
Hey there, Tiggy! big kiss Welcome to the boards!
baaaa