Dear god, not another newbie.

well, I’ve been tol.d i have back hair… crickets chirp

yes, furry. like those weirdos in Vanity Fair, on MTV, and as of late, featured in an episode of CSI.

those things amuse me, because it makes everyone else panic. I just point and laugh. I’m relatively normal aside from the imagination of mine wanting to be a Tiger. :smiley:

but the things with animals and stuffed animals? ick.

fear me. I make y’all look normal.

but then again, the rest of the fandom makes me look normal. >.>

that poor goat… is the trampoline and water-balloon catapult really necessary?

:smiley: I have to say that made me laugh out loud.

Of course it is! If it wasn’t then why would we have installed them right in between the goat pen and the squid tank?

So, is not capitalizing sentences a gay lifestyle thing?

Welcome to Nitpicker Central.

It’s not a catapult – it’s a trebuchet. :wink:

Oops… just don’t get me started on Luke and R2.
:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Welcome to the SDMB and enjoy being a part of the herds of wild roaming gays here on the boards.

Between the goat pen and the squid tank?

Oh dear. I’m afraid it was incorporated into the infrastructure required for the ‘Water Feature’.

Don’t worry. It’s all plexiglass tubing with 10-cm-thick walls, stainless-steel fittings, and concrete. Even Little Susie ain’t gonna break out of those–and she’s tried. :slight_smile:

[sub]baaa
:: slide THUD ::
:: sploosh ::
baaaa baaa baaa BAAA
:: a quick flash of tentacular motion ::
BAAA—
:: SPLOOSH ::
:: splash baa-- glub blorp splash slop drip splash splash drip bubble munch munch drip ::
:: gradual calming ::

What the—
We’ve lost another test animal! Harry’s gonna be pissed! And I’m going to have to do something about that lid…

:: ripple ::

[/sub]

glad to be here, and no. Capitalizing sentences isn’t a gay lifestyle thing, it’s a me thing, Because I have a tendency to theow capitalization in where it doesn’t need to be, but that’s just me. yes.

a Trebuchet you say? plays with the level and some cantaloupe.

Welcome, DasTiggy! I know squids aren’t at all furry, but they are a required part of the initiation ritual.

Oh, and guys, they goat is getting overtime pay by now, isn’t it?

Sigh. Goats and squid, goats and squid.

Why can’t we just fling flan and wasabi at the newbies like they do at the UnaBoard?

Because we’re creative and unique. Now pass the lime Jello already.

Flan? Is that a dessert wax or a floor topping or what?

Hello, fellow furry. Welcome to the boards!

  • Ash Rat

Hey, gang did we ever find the missing goat? Oh, btw, these are some great cabritos we’ve got here. Who brought them? Mmmm-mmmm!!!

It was all foretold on a German message board devoted to cats. The poor translation goes something like this: Tiggy has a shiny coat - but flakey skin

Hey bub, this America: Where capitals reign supreme no matter what the peers of you generation say. You like all lower case letters, huh?!? If you’re the same guy who’s been submitting CDDB without using captals in titles, you have offically earned a spot on my shit list.

So true. So true. Anyway, most of the newbies don’t make it as far as the trebuchet.

Welcome DasTiggy.
Did you know that man has visited the deepest part of the ocean, challenger deep, in 1960?

Did you grow up in a certain western chicago suburb and have at least one birthday party at BattleTech… because if you didn’t, I think I knew a bizzaro DasTiggy in school. He is 24, american, gay, male, and omg, furry.

Hello, my name is matt_mcl, and I’ll be your homo welcome wagon for the SDMB.

Welcome, welcome.