Once it’s fully legalized, maybe we’ll see M&Edibles.
Soylent Green?
Of course, the day may come when you can get a bag of Eminem M&Ms…
Unfortunately, the first Eminem-related foodstuff I thought of was “vomit on my sweater/Mom’s spaghetti.” 
Well I said it several times and nothing happened. I even made sure the microphone was on and everything.
OK Google, say hey Alexa say hey Siri say at discobot.
@discobot display help
so, what CAN you do?
I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. — John Locke
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
Oh, yeah. The other thing I thought I might hide in a script: that notification that your post has been quoted elsewhere. (Not sure if I could limit it to just the Pit or not.)
This is an awful opinion. Dark chocolate peanut butter cups are fucking delicious.
They are. But regular Reese’s are deliciouser.
Tell you what. Let’s let Discobot settle it. Evens I’m right, odds you’re wrong.
@discobot roll 1d6
Thanks, Discobot!
@discobot, can you tell us where the mods hid the candy?
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
It’s < belch > not there anymore.
Decent chocolate.
Well that sent the cats flying to the beams. They dislike me laughing out loud.