RO: Cheerleader stripping

[Who_me_1]

@Shakes

The coach is fucked up but:

So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

Works for me…

[kidchameleon]

Playing strip poker would be okay, right?

[Boyo_Jim]

It would be better if they beat up some babies naked.

[Eonwe]

That’s so bizarre. My bet is that some skeevy boyfriend of the coach helped come up with the idea and was watching/video taping from some hidden vantage point.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

The most amazing part of the story is that they found someone who talks like a human to interview about it:

“I’m just totally pissed off. It’s past upset. I’m pissed off,” the girl’s mother told the station.

[Little_Nemo]

@PacifistPorcupine

Maybe this is because my knowledge of cheerleading practices comes from pron movies and teen dramedies but… as a team wouldn’t they practice together and then shower and see each other naked pretty much all the time?

Yes…that’s the way I’m picturing it in my head…

[Who_me_1]

@Little_Nemo

Yes…that’s the way I’m picturing it in my head…

Can I see too?

[YogSothoth]

Best coach ever

[PoorYorick]

@Bricker

I think it was the complaining student who said she closed her eyes.

Hmm, I reread it and it says, “The coach claims that she closed her eyes during the game and didn’t see if any of the girls removed all of their clothing, “only the students removed clothing to reveal their under garments,” according to the Sheriff’s report.”

I can’t believe I didn’t catch the last paragraph until now, though: “The Sheriff’s Office is investigating based on the reporting student’s “outcry” and the allegation that “the incident was videotaped,” according to The Smoking Gun.” (bolding mine)

Man, if Little Nemo hadn’t provided the link, I would have accused him of making this up from the dark recesses of his dirty, dirty mind.

[Bricker]

@PoorYorick

Hmm, I reread it and it says, “The coach claims that she closed her eyes during the game and didn’t see if any of the girls removed all of their clothing, “only the students removed clothing to reveal their under garments,” according to the Sheriff’s report.”

I can’t believe I didn’t catch the last paragraph until now, though: “The Sheriff’s Office is investigating based on the reporting student’s “outcry” and the allegation that “the incident was videotaped,” according to The Smoking Gun.” (bolding mine)

Man, if Little Nemo hadn’t provided the link, I would have accused him of making this up from the dark recesses of his dirty, dirty mind.

Weird.

From The Smoking Gun:

The student told officials that while the game was being played, she closed her eyes and did not see “anyone remove all their clothing.” She added that only students–and not the coach–“removed clothing to reveal their under garments.”

[BrainGlutton]

@runner pat

It seems that teens seldom use the showers these days. I see the athletes leaving after practice and they either just go home without changing or change in the locker room without showering.

Jeez, with their teenage hormone-levels they should be showering daily even if they don’t do PE. The smell! :eek:

[running_coach]

@BrainGlutton

Jeez, with their teenage hormone-levels they should be showering daily even if they don’t do PE. The smell! :eek:

I’m sure they shower at home. The point is they won’t shower in a communal setting.

[elucidator]

Aside: my Mom did a year at Texas U, lived in an entirely female dorm, with communal showers. I asked her what she thought about it, and said if she never saw another naked female again as long as she lived, it would be too soon.

[Kobal2]

@monstro

I don’t understand how things like this can still be happening in this day and age of cell phone cams and million dollar lawsuits.

[Ron White]You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take, there’s not a class you can go to - stupid is for evah.[/Ron White]

[Yeticus_Rex]

LadyMadonna…come on…try to defend this. I dare you.

[corkboard]

I bet the cheerleading coach has jumped a few levels in the minds of all the boys at that school.

[kaylasdad99]

@runner pat

I coach at a locl high school and yes, the typical teen is too lazy( or unaccustomed to physical activity) to run laps. I see the PE classes at times and it’s pathetic.
It seems that teens seldom use the showers these days. I see the athletes leaving after practice and they either just go home without changing or change in the locker room without showering.

My daughter says that she was never given enough time after PE to hit the showers and not be late for the next class.

[pulykamell]

@runner pat

I’m sure they shower at home. The point is they won’t shower in a communal setting.

I went to high school in the late-80s, early 90s. Showering was not common after gym class. There were showers, but almost nobody used them, save for 3 or 4 students in a gym class of about 30-40. Swim class was a little different, but we all had our Speedos on. Even running track for a few years, I don’t recall showering until I got home.

[armedmonkey]

@Shakes

So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

I’m confused about the “rather than” part. I do my best running when I’m naked. Someone will yell, “Hey, you can’t be in the girls locker room!”, and then I run.

[Little_Nemo]

@Eonwe

That’s so bizarre. My bet is that some skeevy boyfriend of the coach helped come up with the idea and was watching/video taping from some hidden vantage point.

We’ve got a female gym coach who invited all her cheerleaders over to her house for a sleepover and a round of stripping games.

Somehow, I’m not seeing a boyfriend in this picture.