RO: Cheerleader stripping

[Little_Nemo]

Forget Baby Boxing. That’s so last week. I’ve found a new best game ever: Judge and Jury.

The rules are simple.

1. You start as a high school cheerleading coach. (Just a tip: you’ll be finishing as a high school cheerleading coach as well.)
2. You invite all the cheerleaders to a sleepover at your house.
3. You tell them you’re the Judge and they’re the Jury. This part isn’t really important and you can skip it.
4. Somebody asks questions. Again, this part isn’t really important.
5. This part is important. When somebody doesn’t answer a question “honestly” they have to take off an article of clothing.
6. Whoever gets naked last has to have sex with Charlie Sheen.

Okay, I made up that last one. But what was the coach thinking? Did she think she had somehow slipped into a porno movie and it would all be cool?

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[Pine_Fresh_Scent]

“Now remember Coach Smith, you are under oath. Tell the court honestly what happened at the sleepover.”

“Your Honor, I plead the 5th (rule of ‘Judge and Jury’).” Begins to disrobe in the witness box.

[Mangetout]

You mean cheerleaders have some other role than stripping naked and cavorting? If so, I can’t find anything about it on the Internet…

[El_Kabong]

Hang on, “Lovejoy High School”? Rilly?

[Fear_Itself]

So when does the pillow fight start?

[Grrr]

The coach is fucked up but:

[Teresa Reeves of the Clayton County School Board of Education] said the object of the game was to ask a series of questions and in doing so the person would have to answer the question beginning with “honestly.” Ms. Reeves said if the student did not answer the question correctly they would have to either run laps around the school track or remove an article of clothing. Ms. Reeves said the student could have their laps reduced if they choose to remove an article of clothing.

So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

[monstro]

I don’t understand how things like this can still be happening in this day and age of cell phone cams and million dollar lawsuits.

[TriPolar]

@monstro

I don’t understand how things like this can still be happening in this day and age of cell phone cams and million dollar lawsuits.

Start with the premise. Cheerleading coach.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@El_Kabong

Hang on, “Lovejoy High School”? Rilly?

Yeah, and the girl’s dorm building is called Bush Hall.

[VinylTurnip]

@Shakes

So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

Yeah, when I was a kid we begged to run laps. If we goofed off, the coach would give us fewer laps as punishment.

[Snarky_Kong]

So, we’re outraged that there’s no video, right?

[PacifistPorcupine]

Maybe this is because my knowledge of cheerleading practices comes from pron movies and teen dramedies but… as a team wouldn’t they practice together and then shower and see each other naked pretty much all the time?

[An_Arky]

I’m trying to work in something about a hung jury, but I need more caffeine.

[PoorYorick]

Ya’ll missed the part where the coach said she had her eyes closed during the whole thing. And she didn’t inhale.

[Morgenstern]

Don’t forget the Rohyphenol in their sodas…

[Bricker]

@PoorYorick

Ya’ll missed the part where the coach said she had her eyes closed during the whole thing. And she didn’t inhale.

I think it was the complaining student who said she closed her eyes.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

I’m just glad the coach closed her eyes while the girls took off their clothes. Otherwise this whole thing would’ve been really inappropriate.

I hear the school mascot is the Woodpecker.

The stern and muscular principal in charge of investigating the incident was named Johnny Rumper. He was assisted in the investigation by his wise-cracking Asian secretary, Dixie Seoul.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@monstro

I don’t understand how things like this can still be happening in this day and age of cell phone cams and million dollar lawsuits.

But stupid is forever.

[VinylTurnip]

@Morgenstern

Don’t forget the Rohyphenol in their sodas…

Aka the “dash rape” drug?

[running_coach]

@Shakes

The coach is fucked up but:

So teenagers have gotten so lazy they rather strip naked than run a few laps?

I coach at a locl high school and yes, the typical teen is too lazy( or unaccustomed to physical activity) to run laps. I see the PE classes at times and it’s pathetic.

@PacifistPorcupine

Maybe this is because my knowledge of cheerleading practices comes from pron movies and teen dramedies but… as a team wouldn’t they practice together and then shower and see each other naked pretty much all the time?

It seems that teens seldom use the showers these days. I see the athletes leaving after practice and they either just go home without changing or change in the locker room without showering.