Really. If all managers were to give away valuable fighting tips, it would make the finals that much harder.
I laughed.
Obviously not an OK thing to be doing, and the women in question will no doubt deserve their punishment, but in the genre of horrifying “child abuse by day-care workers” stories, this one seems relatively benign.
Perhaps.
Unlike the McMartin case, however, this one actually appears to have happened.
Boxing toddlers is awesome. Provided that you have the right size of boxes, of course.
“WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Bite the ref’s ankles!
[Tom Hanks/] There’s no crying in Toddler Fight Club! [/Tom Hanks]
I wondered if one knocked the shit out of the other but, you know, it might have been there beforehand.
“Ha ha ha”
“So I guess you agree this has all really just been a funny joke, Your Honor.”
“Ha ha ha…but seriously, you’re going to prison.”
But then how would you know if they’re dead or alive?
It took me years to figure out the solution to this, which is, “It doesn’t matter.”
Leave 'em in a box long enough and they’ll all be dead – 100% dead.
Yeah, you’d have to throw a cat in there with them.
Here’s a similar story, but it’s the mom making her toddler fight another toddler. You can see the actual video that this genius put on Facebook.
Then, you’d have the answer to the question this guy’s been wondering about.
Maybe I have too high an opinion of people but hopefully there is more to this than meets the eye. I find it unlikely that you could find three mothers at the same day care group who wanted to fight their kids.
This isn’t sparta 
They were three employees, not mothers of the children involved.
I just watched the episode of South Park where they were running a crack baby baseball league, only using a ball made out of crack.
So wrong…so funny…
Just so’s you guys know, I totally stole your jokes for my tweets on the subject. 
We’re just doomed, aren’t we?