Three women in New Jersey arrested for arranging fights among the toddlers at their day care center. Impossible to say yet whether this was an isolated incident, or just another round on the way to the championships. One of the idiots allegedly recorded it using her cell phone camera.
I don’t know why this struck me as so funny. I must be a horrible person. Fortunately for all concerned, I am not a parent.
Thats…uh…I have no words. I mean, it is kind of funny…but I’m not laughing.
Man, they start MMA training young these days.
I really hate the baby league MMA fights because all they do is ground and pound.
It’a all become too commercial nowadays. Back in my day, we just beat each other for the love of the sport.
And they cry! C’mon, kids, crawl it off!
That’s the reaction I’ve seen elsewhere over this; people are simultaneously horrified and amused. Lots of “Toddler Fight Club” jokes; “The first rule of Toddler Fight Club is…”
Now I gotta know – what IS the first rule of Toddler Fight Club?
“No tattling.”
The crying is actually part of the metagame. Rather than using the overused tactic of intimidation and making the opponent think they can’t win, they act like whimps and then show their true strength only when necessary. Think of it as a very loud, obnoxious version of “I am not left handed.”
Interesting. When I was a kid, there was a lot of “my daddy could beat your daddy !” going around. I guess these people have grown up and flipped. “Oh yeah ? Well *my *baby could kick your baby’s ass !”
They’re probably the same jerks who tried to sell us Kid Beer!
(Possibly NSFW because of a little gore and a brief glimpse of an areola on a breastfeeding woman)
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“No pinching, only punching” was apparently an instruction that can be heard on the sound track of the video.
Bill Cosby: “… My job, is I’m the goalie. The children come at me, I kick 'em back into play.”
They can’t talk about Toddler Fight Club. They don’t know how to use their words yet.
I wonder what the young adult toughs are like in that neighbourhood, after a couple of decades of training?
Nitpick: Dover Delaware not New Jersey.
It was Hands of Our Future LLC Day Care, wasn’t it? Fists Of Fury Primary School are pretty rigid with intakes, so I’d be glad someone had the foresight to get those performances recorded.
Yeah, Jersey is tough, but those guys from Delaware…maniacs!
Classic short-man’s disease: They wanna kick Rhode Island’s ass.
I’m hoping those three bitches get some jail time and are prevented from ever again working in the presence of children.