RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens!

When you really boil things down to minimum, everything is some woman’s fault. God said so.

I give this pitting a 5.7. Set it to music and it gets an 8.0.

You keep popping into my threads to complain about me.

You’re hot for me, aren’t you?

Cite?

In this case, I’m complaining about the post, not the poster. I’d likely have made the same comment if I started the thread; it’s pretty weak.

Jack Dean Tyler, is that you?

Denial is kinda cute. It’s a bit flattering, but really, not interested so much.

No…then he would be Runs After People With Scissors.

There is a follow up article.

She prevented a U.N flight to Ethiopia from landing with all the unused food from the USA school lunch programs. The food spoiled so now that it’s a plane full of garbage no country will let it land, citing the toxicity of spoiled school lunch food. They have been refueled in flight three times already but still no airport will allow them to land. The plane’s last attempt to land somewhere in Somalia, led to a group of pirates trying to shoot the plane down before it could approach for landing. The plane had to veer off sharply and is flying over the Antarctic wastes at this time. The U.N. released a statement criticizing the world saying “Your not nice.” This is unprecedented for the U.N. to be so critical and forceful. The Prime Minister Tony Blaire had this to say “They had better not go near The Falklands or we will be forced to send in Margarete Thatcher to stop them.” Nasa has projected their current course will take them over New Zealand. They think that they may be planning to ditch the plane in one of the many volcanoes of that country.

On a side note the vacationers at Fantasy Island had a scare for a few minutes as Tattoo rang a bell frantically and started yelling “The plane! The plane!” Mr. Roarke soon had reassured the guests this was normal for Tattoo and it was indeed just some new guests arriving, not the garbage plane. Mr. Roarke declared a round of free fantasies for all the guests.

Out of the last 25 threads you’ve started, I’ve posted in four. The only one I had any great involvement in was the recent one in ATMB - in which, probably not coincidentally, you also had a stupid OP. You can continue to believe I’m stalking you, if you like, or you could grow up. Doesn’t much matter to me which you choose.

Some of us think that 8.0 should have an asterisk next to it since steroids may be involved.

You know why baby seals don’t drink in bars?

All they can get is Canadian Club.

No parody for oil!

I vote for “continuing to believe Frank is stalking you.” Much more entertaining for the rest of us than Fenris growing up.

That plus the fact that he took time to count–that’s kinda cute.

I bet she was fat.

We keep glorifying, analyzing and investigating the woman who omitted this horrific crime, but does anyone say anything about the puppies that were killed? Huh? They could just as well be women shot in some fitness center, for all that matters.

This is really quite sad, because she made her living selling cat-claw and cat-teeth craft jewelry at various fairs and parks around the country. I’m not sure what she crafted with the penis-meat, but maybe that begs the question: Whats in Your wallet?

Baby seals don’t feel anything as they’re being clubbed. We’re just projecting human emotions onto them. Anthropomorphism at its ugliest.

Sorry, it’s ugliest.

I, for one, am not outraged. Not a bit. It’s rather refreshing.

Baby seals are masochists by nature, and actually are ecstatic while being beaten to death.