RO-Woman with baby aboard flies plane drunk, crashes into puppies and kittens!

Recreational Outrage.

[Chicagoan of a certain age] Are the puppies, kittens, and baby seals gonna be alright, Uncle Lar? [/Chicagoan of a certain age]

Yes snot nosed little Tommy the Animals will be alright.

I think the requirements of those stories were that the animals were alright in the end. I listened to that going to Madison in the morning.

RO?

Really Offensive?

RO - Really Ooky - What? They usually are.

Totally redundant, like saying “female women”.

This is the stupidest fucking post I’ve read this year.

You mean this one? ^^^

I’m going to take that as a compliment. I’m sure you meant it in the best possible way that “stupid fucking post” can be intended. :slight_smile:

I believe that drunken piloting should be legal.

Not just legal, but mandatory.

How do you expect the Muslims to hit their targets if they’re drunk?

If they are aiming for the Sears tower, and see three of them, aim for the one in the middle.

If you are serious, YOU are the reason for a thread like this. RO is inherently open for parody. It is the nature of RO. Especially too much RO.

Just my opinion.

Was that an airplane I just heard?

I don’t get this.

RO threads are treated like stepchildren around here. The idea being they are not serious enough for The Pit, I gather. I’m no Frank lover, but I do agree that this OP missed the mark a tad. To my way of thinking, a good parody would have mocked the outrage more (than the invented transgressions).

The OP then answers a criticism with, “You think I’m hot, don’t cha”? Sorry, I would rather read RO threads than this kind of schoolyard childishness.

Well this just burns my buckeyes! Literally. I put some left over deer eyeballs in the microwave for breakfast, read this thread(which it turns out, I could care less about) and forgot to watch them; nuked them all to hell.

Thanks cunf.

Ha! The joke is on them. There is no Sears Tower any more.

(Nobody tell them about the Willis Tower, or as we now call it, “Big Willy”*)

** this is not a Bill Clinton joke. Please move along.*

Yet here you are posting in a way that shows you read a large chunk of this thread.:wink:

I’m sure I’m being whooshed (I’m not that clever) but how are the two exclusive?