Believe me the get go time didn’t even need alcohol! Never was a man more keen to bury his birth certificate!
He got over it and married a Kiwi of Pommie stock but God Save the those who looked at the birth certificate :D.
As long as one of you run with Rice, I’ll take the guaranteed common sense of Starving Artist over whatever shitstorm would occur with Hillary in charge.
Did I forget to mention that I love strong women with the power to spank me? (Other than Lynndie England?)
Thanks, duffer! Remind me to buy a beer or three one of these days.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Lynndie probably isn’t that strong, huh?
Do you know something about Condi’s private pics?
I think Reeder was the impetus of the idea of having limited threads based on rabid Bush-hatred. It seems to have worked well, and Reeder has followed the rule.
Of course, I disagree with pretty much everything** Reeder** says in his political histrionics. 
But at least I can respect him as a poster and a person I’d likely get along with in RL. Even if he doesn’t drink anymore. ( :dubious: to myself, assuming this is true. I never read a post confirming it.)
It seems that even Reeder has the common sense to avoid Bush-bashing in threads that have nothing to do with Bush. As much as he doesn’t like him.( Wow, understatement of the year).
Sometimes ignoring a rabid (yes, you’re rabid in the sense of the word as it’s used here) poster is the best bet.
*Reeder, you know I love you. And you also know I’ll at some point bring you to the Dark Side[sup]TM[/sup]. It’s just a matter of time. 
Fuck me running. There was supposed to be a reference to rjung in there somewhere. I think this disqualifies whatever I was trying to say. Damn. :smack:
For his career, I picture him in the next installment of The Surreal Life.
As for his love life, surely he’s garnered enough publicity in the last two weeks to pique Brigitte Nielsen’s interest.
OK, seriously, who do I have to kill?
Who do you have to kill to pique Brigitte Nielsen’s interest?
If you think piquing Brigitte Nielsen’s interest is a good thing, I’d suggest killing yourself, as thoughts like that signal a key maladaptation to the healthy well-being of the species as a whole (and boy is it ever a hole, as we used to say in high school).
If you reject that option (which I hope, praying to the patron saint of disclaimers, you recognize as a joke, because silly things have become way too serious lately), I’d have to offer up anybody who is important (so it’ll make the papers) but unpopular (in the major TV markets, New York and L.A.) person, so she can bask in the publicity of your notoriety without incurring the opprobrium of the two coasts.
Oh my God! I’ve just told you to become the next presidential assassin! Don’t do it, Duffer! Please. I really, really mean it.
My two favorite jokes on the Blake trial are both courtesy of Tina Fey’s Weekend Update:
When someone asked him if he knew who could’ve killed his wife he said Shut up! Is this a normal Blake response? I found it odd, wouldn’t one just say I don’t know?
Eh, it’s okay, it’s Friday, you can have a do-over. 
Really, if you’re going to accuse me of being a one-Bush pony, you should at least read some of my messages in other forums, such as Cafe Society (just throw out the word “Pixar” in the title and I’m there).
And given that this thread started in IMHO, dare I ask how an opinion that “Robert Blake is small fry by comparison” is inappropriate?
If you’ve seen clips from the interview with Barbara Walters, it’s obvious that the guy has some issues.
It’s not so much a Condi/Hillary ticket as it is a Condi/pale-skinned-Che-Guevara-with-boobs ticket.
Not that most of my political beliefs line up with ol’ Che’s, but I’m closer to him on the Looney Left scale than to Hillary.
What about the moustache?
Shit, I forgot about that. No moustache. I realize that might be a disappointment.
Yeah, it is! I likes muh runnin’ mates hairy!
Yes, I know you post elsewhere about non-Bush related topics and I read many of them.
I was just giving you the needle.
For that matter, so was I in the Richard Simmons thread.
(You gotta admit though, it led to some pretty pretty amusing posts.)