So, I met this chick the other day, and she asked me up to her apartment. I thought, “great, I’m getting laid tonight for sure.” We get there and she had no furniture, so I sat on the floor. After some conversation and a couple of glasses of wine it was suddenly 2:00 A.M! So, then she tells me it’s time for bed since she has to work in the morning.
So, I go and crash in the bath tub. I get up the next morning, she’s gone and the place is freezing. So I put a fire on.