Coldplay influenced somebody? What, to take more downers?
I really, really, really hope this is satire, and I’ve been whooshed by an idiot trying to be funny.
There’s just this little spot in my brain that thinks this guy thinks he’s cool and he’s a “rock critic”.
And Coldfire, I wasn’t about to tell this guy that I guess I have to get rid of my Johnny Cash 8-tracks, since “Brett Meisner” thinks he’s not cool. 
If he was serious, Johnny Cash would shoot him, “just to watch him die.”
Update!
I have received a reply to my email!
Unfortunately, it’s a form letter. It starts out by saying VH-1 and “several radio station [sic]” have called and scheduled interviews. Which he says, “should help with the sale of my new book!”
The line that gets me is:
“Thanks for all your comments, some of them were right on the money!”
What the hell? Which part, where I say he’s a glaring reason of why people hate rock critics? Where I say his whole page is a glorious memorial to himself? Or maybe where I say that for someone who supposedly writes for a living, he sure is a fucking moron?
Ok, ok, ok. I’m just going to let this go. I’m sure it was probably meant to be satire, and I got whooshed. Oh well. Besides, pbr is still convinced I’m going to end up in some bizarre relationship with this guy. When I told him that I got a reply, he answered with “YES! The love affair begins…” Idiot! 