The young man who helped us at the rug store, in the midst of our conversation, blurted out, “You have awesome hair!”
Odd, but at my age you don’t look gift horses in the mouth. 
So, did you buy the rug?
Were you at the rug store to get a toupee?
She was already wearing it.
Rocketeer is male.
We were at the rug store to get an area rug cleaned. It’s a very nice one left by Mrs. R’s mom; it goes to Littlest R when she gets a place big enough for it.
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Yeah, at the very least.
Well. I’d like to see that hair.hush, we’re all thinking it
Well, ooookay–
Hey, you do have nice locks.
Very nice.
Is it long in the back?
What shampoo do you use?
Nice draperies, too.
But does the rug match the drapes?
Sorry. Just couldn’t resist. 
The hair is nice. Thanks for sharing the positive story.
Well, you make cool models.
I went to an event at my alma mater where I had been student body president (many a decade ago) and someone says: “It’s an honor to meet you.” My reply: “I’d rather it be a pleasure than an honor but at my age I’ll take what I can get.”
Compared to my hair your hair is awesome. And more extant.