Who would win in a fight? Who do you have more sympathy for?
Is Rocky Raccoon, like, really a raccoon? That would probably settle it.
Probably Leroy Brown. After all, Rocky aims for the legs instead of the heart or the head. (Plus, he’s apparently a slow shot.)
More sympathy for Rocky definately, especially when the guy who is supposed to be patching you up, proceeds to lie on the table after one to many glasses of gin.
Isn’t it a consolation match anyway? They both got licked in their own songs. The question might be whether Dan or the jealous man would win.
Perhaps Gideon will break up the fight when he comes to retrieve his Bible.
I thought it was going to be a battle of crappy songs:p
I call it a draw
You obviously have no taste when it comes to music.
Ah, but you didn’t hear the guy sing “Leroy Brown” at Silent Sunday last week.
I’ve always felt a special pity for poor Rocky Raccoon. I think the point of the song is that morals make us weak and cause us to hesitate to do things that conflict with them, thus leading us to be victims of people with less poorly adhered to senses of honor…Well, not really, but it’d make a stellar thesis for someone who wanted to torment their English professor 
[Maxwell Edison] If I wanted to torment my professors, I’d merely bring out my trusty Silver Hammer[sup]TM[/sup]. [/Maxwell Edison]
I always figured Rocky was a Hamlet-type character. Paralyzed by indecision, he intends to get revenge, but ends up getting shot himself. A tragedy of the highest degree!
Well, I’m off to tend my garden of octopi.
Ok, but it’s hot, so stay out of the sun.
Slim would take them both.
You don’t tug on Superman’s Cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Slim
Rocky would kick his ass.