Bullshit. Emotionally sound men do not threaten their wives with death. She should take her son and run, before things escalate into actual violence. Sadly, too many women stick around because they think they deserve it, or they think they can make things better. Sometimes they get killed.
And if this is all just a joke, it’s one sick fucking joke. “Masterly done” my ass.
Fuck junior mods, there IS a rule about troll acusations, and I’ve been personally warned for it.
I’m 99% sure Roland is sincere and could really use our help.
Step off.
Furthermore, Roland, I’m by far not the best person to talk to (my own marriage is in jeopardy and I therefore have no good advice) but if you’d like to talk, email me at free_time (at) yahoo (dot) com.
I’m ready to kick my wife out as well 
… and though we’ve only been married six months, our five year anniversary is 3/6…
I’m not accusing him of being a troll, I’m accusing him of being selfish and dangerous asshole. My joke comments were directed at Rune and anyone else who thinks this is somehow amusing.
Putting a word in ALL CAPS is just a method of emphasing that word. Like underlining or putting it in italics, this method makes it shouted and infers a sense of urgency.
If, the husband is physically abusive to the wife, leaving the child would be wrong for the wife to do. Who do you think his anger is going to be released upon? Of course taking the child to you is bad, I get the impression you would not have a positive opinion of a woman who abandoned her child either.
Maybe I should just stay out of it then. I think I will.
He is seriously creepy, to say the least.
He’s nothing like Stephen King’s Roland.
This is brilliant. clap
I honestly don’t see what the big deal is with regard to the “swing club” thread. I tried to present the situation in context so that everyone didn’t condemn my wife. Yes I have made threats in the heat of argument on several occassions, and I realize that this is not good behavior (and hence I haven’t repeated it in the last several years). Often people present a “rosy” picture that makes their perspective look good at the expense of someone who is not in a position to respond. I try to be as honest with a situation as I can possibly be. Furthermore, I do not believe that I have ever insulted someone on this board for holding/presenting any perspective (although I might point out why I think their perspective is wrong).
I really just wanted information on people’s different experiences with swing clubs hence the title “what can I expect”. Of course I have Googled the subject, but if I just wanted the standard search engine/FAQ fare and not original perspectives I wouldn’t have joined this board. One of the mods suggested that if I didn’t want opinions then I shouldn’t have introduced personal infomation in the thread. However, I felt that in putting most of this information up that I was only responding to specific things that people had said or correcting what I felt to be misunderstandings. Also, I don’t mind opinions (even negative ones), but the outright insults and calls for my wife to run with my son seem a bit overblown. Anyone who knows my wife would understand that she could probably take me in a fair fight, and she is a damm site better shot than am I.
Note, that I only ask questions here that I have or would of friends and associates in real life. In most cases these are questions that I’ve not been able to get a satifactory answer for or which most people (in my circle) just don’t give a crap about.
You post a creepy amount of TMI personal stuff online, made moreso by you readily admitting that your wife doesn’t like it.
Wow, I take a break from my reading the board 24/7 for just a few days, and look what I miss.
BBQ pit? Ok–
Red Midwest state-- that 's your problem.
You are a yahoo and your wife probably is too.
But she wants desperately to get away from your controlling wack shit. Give it up and fuck a fellow backwards Christian in his ass-- you’ll both be shocked, yet pleasured in a whole new way! And then you discover your latent homo-ness and then kill each other, thereby leaving us with one less Bushista FuckWit— and relieving your wife from a life of misery, torture and Godliness.
Good luck, and Og bless, you backward fuck!!!
I’ll admit that we probably fall at least a standard deviation higher on the " backward hick" scale than most on this board. However, I can’t imagine claiming any sort of moral or intellectual superiority after a post like that. I have many friends that voted for Kerry this time and Gore the last and while I disagree with them vehemently on the issues I respect their perspective every bit as valid as my own. As for buggering someone in the arse I believe that like homosexuality itself in general that the act would involve some degree of choice. I have had the opportunity to bugger my wife on three occassions and while I found the experience somewhat enjoyable (rather like an especially tight nulliparious vagina) I didn’t like the smell of fecal matter which permiated the air afterwards especially since it emanated from my John Thomas.
Roland, in case it wasn’t clear:
The majority of other posters here would like it if you would quit posting every single personal detail about your life.
It makes you seem creepy, on a grand scale. You’ve admitted that your wife doesn’t like it. It oogs a boatload of people out.
Dial it back. Get an online journal. Something.
Yeesh.
Just for the record, it’s “nulliparous”.
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No, I don’t think Roland has crossed the line into volunteering way way way too much personal information with little or no provocation, why do you ask?
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Christ, man. Get a room.
Read this again, and then read again what you posted in your last post.
Your anecdote about anal sex is extremely TMI and personal, addresses nothing I Love Me, Vol. I said, and clarifies no misunderstandings.
NOBODY asked anything about your poopy dick. NOBODY wants to read about your poopy dick. THIS kind of thing is what posters mean when they use words like “creepy” and “too personal” and “Jesus CHRIST, shut up.”
[Lewis Grizzard]Dayum, brother, I don’t bleeve I would have told that![/LG]
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What people are trying to tell you is this: asking a question the way you tend to causes people to focus on your relationship and on you and your problems. Providing more information exacerbates this tendency.
If I had wanted to ask that question I would have said:“Some of my classmates were discussing the possibility of going to a swing club and I was wondering what swing clubs are like. Does anyone here have any experiences that they would care to share?”
I would probably have gotten two or three semi-helpful responses and then the thread would have sunk like a stone because that’s what usually happens when I start threads. I might have gotten a couple of questions about any relationships I was in, which I could have chosen not to respond to- pointing out that I was asking out of curiousity, rather than intent.
As to the last portion of your post which I quoted. You might ask the same questions in real life as on the board. That is your priviledge. Please realize that your boundaries as to what is NOT too personal to share are not drawn where everyone elses are. Not that all of us have boundaries in the same places. That is actually a good thing- if everyone had boundaries where mine are this board would be a much more boring place. On the other hand, if everyone had boundaries where yours are- I’d never have spent more than fifteen minutes on this board. There are just some things I don’t need to know.
I think I made this suggestion back when you first joined this board and were featured in a pit thread, if not I considered it. Please spend more time reading other threads and less time posting. While I can not force you to do so, recognizing what other people consider normal behavior and mimicing it would give you less negative attention.