Roland Deschain is banned

TVeblen has enumerated:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5729664#post5729664
Extreme TMI and wishing death

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5778328#post5778328
Why it’s okay to be a sociopath and cheat his way through nursing school

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5785624#post5785624
Later same trainwreck/thread: admits to posting artificially inflated views to spark controversy

More TMI, this time in IMHO.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5803536#post5803536
And back to the trainwreck. Now denies he’s a nurse, but has since dragged in abortion, satanism, liberals, genital mutilation and more vigorous defense of cheating. Final warning.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=5804018#post5804018
After 700 posts and ten months, he doesn’t know the result of banning? Plus, someone one who thinks cheating is OK suggesting that he’ll return to troll more.

I’m the one who was on duty first, so I got to pull the plug. Remember our policy: he can’t defend himself, so if you want to attack, open a thread in the Pit. This post is for disclosure and calm, quiet, discussion.

I’m not sure that this is the appropriate place, but thanks, Dex. I can’t speak for anyone else, but this guy’s schtick was getting old.

Robin

Can’t disagree with this one.

Particularly the “I’m a nurse/I never claimed to be a nurse” stuff.

If you’re reading this - so long, Roland. And good luck. Very often, TMI means exactly what it stands for.

Regards,
Shodan

Some things are beyond the pale.

I’m relatively new, but I read quite a few of Roland Deschain’s posts and always had a “WTF?” moment after doing so.

Buh-bye.

HUZZAH!!!

An action well-merited.

Thank you!!

Roland, Roland, Roland down the river.

Well, I can’t deny he was interesting, to say the least.

Good job, guys. (I just feel sorry for his wife and kid).

Meh I always chuckled when I read his posts. I can’t really say that about anyone else. He probably deserved the banning but still I’ll miss him.

Um, dude? You’re not seriously suggesting that Roland Deschain was banned just for being conservative, are you?

::wiping oatmeal from screen::
Genius. Nay, Soooper Genius.
Maybe Limp Biskit could do a song about this…
:smiley:

…choice links (of Roland’s threads and others’) to serve as a kind of de facto, all-purpose answer to future “What does it mean to be a ‘jerk’?” type of questions. You’d kind of present them with a huge bouquet of material from which to study various jerky behavior patterns, and if they really want to sniff, they can go ahead. (Someone like Roland would probably not sniff, as he had not read the registration agreement more than cursorily.) But instead of writing a necessarily dismissive “Jerks are what they say we are, we’re not lawyers here parsing out what ‘jerks’ constitute…” kind of note, it might be more satisfying to give them all the reading they might need in one neat thread.

Just a thought.

Or Limp Bizkit, as the case may be. :smack:

Have Roland’s posts always been so… odd?

I’ve never really noticed him until last week with all the “cheating on your spouse” threads, the “would you keep the kid” threads etc. They struck me as a little weird. Has that always been the case?

Well done, mods. While he never particularly bothered me, he was still a small nuisance and I am glad to have a few less annoying posts to scroll by as I read the board.

Yup. When he first showed up he posted 6 or more nonfactual questions to GQ each day, and then got into arguments over what constitutes a ‘fact’. This latest weirdness was just further blossoming of the peculiarity that was Roland.
His banning was well deserved.

Ah, interesting. I guess he managed to stay under my radar for most of the time. I hadn’t really noticed him much until the latest spate of ridiculousness. And I actually I kind of skipped past his stuff as you might ignore the jabberings of the neighbourhood loon, so I didn’t realize how prenounced his weirdness was. I thought he was normal at least part of the time.

Ah, well. All part of life’s rich tapestry.

Roland down the river?” The song that always went through my head was, “**Deschain-**chain-chain, chain of fools.” Sing it, Aretha!

I’m all for live and let live (or die, I suppose) and, hey, I don’t have to read things I know will make me spew pea soup, but, well, just, thank you.

It doesn’t surprise me and was probably long overdue, but I just kind of fnorded his posts, personally. There’s a couple of other posters that I do that too as well, but this not being The Pit I won’t name any names.

Anyway, much thanks to the mods for keeping this site a decent place to have a discussion rather than a stagnant pond for trolls.

Stranger