What are the top signs that your spouse/SO is cheating that are not commonly known?

I think most people no the “common signs” that are on Oprah ect which might include the following:

  1. Sudden lack of interest in sex and intimacy.

  2. Unusual abscences with insufficient explanations.

  3. Of course the usual forensic evidence of perfume, phone numbers, ect.

However, what are the “inside” clues that are “known” but not commonly discussed on talk shows ect. I’ve heard it said that a woman can always tell if her spouse is cheating. I find that hard to believe because as a pig of a man if I was inclined to cheat (which I am not) I could have sex at 1500 and still be ready to go with my usual gusto at 2300 (maybe even more due to the excitement).

Does she tell you not to post to Internet message boards so much? Hassle you about studying more for your nursing exams? Ask you to accompany her to swing clubs? Those are the three top signs that she’s not only going to cheat on you, but also superglue your penis to your stomach while you’re sleeping.

Well my case is probably not helped by the fact that my mother in law caught me wacking off to porn at the key board at 0:400 yesterday (come on she NEVER gets up at that hour). I figured my wife had said no to sex that night (saying that I reeked of garlic which I do from taking about four garlic tabs a day to hold a bad root canal in check which has flaired with the stress of nursing school this semester) so if I needed to spank my monkey so what (and I’m getting to the age where I need porn to get it up). The funny thing is that my mother in law didn’t even acknowledge my behavior, but she is a tattle so I figure my wife already knows (she will save it for the most devastating time to bring up, which may be months in the future).

By the way how can they call those garlic tablets oderless when they make you reek of garlic? Seriously, I SWEAT the smell when I take even two of them per day (I’ve tried several brands).

Sudden changes in appearance. Whether it is a new haircut, weight loss, new clothes (esp. undergarments). Also, if they start to accuse you of cheating and being dishonest for no reason.

If you feel you must post this kind of personal TMI, why don’t you go start a blog or something and leave the rest of us out of it?

Lockdown.