I play at hoedowns. Can work the saw and the fiddle and the tub. None of them good, but all of them loud! 
YESSSSS!!!
No sweeter sound in the world, in the right hands. In the wrong hands, well, let’s just keep 'em out of the wrong hands.
Lead guitar–and there is a difference between basic chords and good rhythm guitar, which I don’t play–with total guitar playing time of 22 years, bass, mandolin, vox, and working on piano. I think fiddle’s next, since it’s tuned the same as the mando.
bass guitar was my first love, but i also picked up the ole six-string. To round it out, i picked up a set o’ drums and can actually bang out a fairly solid beat on 'em.
I can play a tiny bit on piano. I’m still working on my violin.
Finally, to make my skills complete, I took up singing, mostly by way of…karaoke.
Now I can jam with just about anybody 
Half-assed guitar player here. If you want to stick to the punk/new wave idiom you can get by pretty easily.
I’ve played both lead and rhythm. Cut my teeth on drums in high school, dabbled in keyboards (it’s a programming there. Or at least it was) and switched to guitar in my 20s.
Heck, I don’t even embarass myself on bass.
Classically trained violinist and cellist. Self-taught pianist and guitarist. Tried to play my brother’s drums a few times, but I have no rhythm. I’m a decent singer - a bluesy alto.
Excelled at music theory - minored in music. Would like to go back and study composition (orchestral and experimental).
I have played trombone for 12 years now, in and out of various school and church bands/orchestras, and played baritone (euphonium) for 4 years before that. I’m currently playing in a ska band with some of the kids in our youth group.
I’m also taking piano lessons, but not up to a level that counts yet, tho. I agree that it is the ultimate instrument–even the short time I’ve been taking has increased my ability to improv on the trombone, much to the happiness of the young-ins.
Trumpet
Bass guitar
Guitar (if you can call being able to move one chord up and down the neck playing)
TMR-
I sure as shit consider being able to hold a bar chord and moving up and down ‘playing’. Have someone teach you power chords sometime. Same basic theory…more versatility.
Don’t let anyone bring you down. Many a great song was written with bar chords and the like.
Heck, there must be about a ka-jillion millionaires in the rock age who stuck with them. And they’re MUCH easier to play if you have to sing at the same time.