Okay, laugh if you want to. I’ll wait…
All done? Right then.
Does anyone know, or know where I can find, the lyrics to the theme song for Rolie Polie Ollie? Specifically, there’s one word in the second line that I can’t understand.
It goes …
He’s Rolie Polie Ollie
He’s small and [sounds like spurt] and round…
I think that it is smart but it sure doesn’t sound like it and I can’t find them listed anywhere after some searching.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
“Rolie Polie Ollie, he’s small and squirt and round, and in the world of swirls and curls he’s the swellest kid around!”
So say’s these guys anyway. I can never quite make it out either, but my kid LOVES that show.
So says, I mean, Ugh. Bitchslapped by the superfluous apostrophe gods. That smarts.
Truly weird lyrics.
Thanks for the help. I did search and I did not find that.
The Little One and one of the Feline Ones love the show also. I just happen to be in the room often.
I always thought it was “small, and short, and round…”
No?
At least it’s not just me that’s confused.
Anybody from dinsey out there? 
I like Rolie’s Uncle Gismo.
Stamp out dyslexia by previewing post.
Of course I meant Disney
The Giz is most definitely cool.
Theres no way its “squirt”. In my 100+ hours of RPO viewing with my daughter I have determined that it is either smart or short. squirt makes no sense.
You’ve heard of short people being called “squirts,” though, haven’t you, SP?
(And I have to tell you I got a chuckle out of your indignant tone and the words “100+ hours of RPO viewing with my daughter.” LOL. Maybe I’m just up too late!) 
Closed captioning says “small and smart and round.” CC isn’t always reliable - witness “pay-for-play contracts” on another show - but is a good place to start. Smart it is.
“He’s Rolie Polie Olie,
He’s small and smart and round”
according to Disney Channel’s closed-captioning feature.
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! HOORAY!!
Hey! My first simulpost!
I always thought it was “smart”.
OK - sorry to hijack this lovely Olie thread, but has anyone noticed how funky the new episodes look? I really don’t like the change. The show is somehow less charming and happy looking.
Thoughts?