Roll down the window and call him a donkey, daddy...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Out of the mouths of babes.

Some knucklehead pulled out of a driveway right in front of me, and I had to hit the brakes pretty hard. I had the wife and kids in the car, so I restrained myself. Evidently, non-restraint is more entertaining to my (almost) 5 year old daughter, so down went the window, and I let loose with a hearty Hee-Haw.

My family was so proud of me.

2

I bet you confused the hell out of an already clueless driver.

3

Oh yes. At an intersection in Philly, seconds pass with nothing going on, and my little girl says, “It won’t get any greener, people!”

Hmm. Where do ya think she heard that? :cool: