Rolling Stone Article on Paris Hilton

[neutron_star]

I can’t stop laughing at that article. This stuff is just priceless:

It’s the ADD, Hilton says, that gives the false impression that she’s on drugs, and at least a half-dozen times tonight, she tells me that she doesn’t do them. But on three separate occasions, friendly acquaintances ask, “Paris, you got any weed?”

I just wonder if Paris gives the weed away since she’s so rich, or if she’s actually hanging out at these clubs selling dime bags.

The article is so rife with contradictions that it’s almost difficult to sort them all out:

What she spends most of her time doing this evening is dancing: From the time she starts, she never stops, calling out the words to every club hit, all of which she knows, from “Black Sheep” to “Nether,”

This after saying:

“I hate clubs – so lame,” she drawls, picking at her sashimi, in a Valley Girl voice as deep and low-pitched as Romy and Michele’s. “I never go to them.”

I also find the quote “It sucks balls here” to be rather unbecoming of a rising socialite, but I guess that’s Paris for you.

One wonders if Paris is really smarter than she seems, what with her rising fame in rich girl accessories (according to the article her stuff is on par with Gucci in Japan) and the TV show. I wonder how many of these quotes we’re seeing are how she really feels, or if she’s just exaggerating her stupidity for media attention. Then again, when you get handed everything in life, you don’t really have much incentive to learn anything, so she could be the real deal. Some of it really does seem over-the-top, though.

Whether all of this was planned out or just dumb luck, Paris is the only rich heiress that I can name off the top of my head.

[Michael_Ellis]

She should just be glad her first name isn’t Hanoi.

[Guinastasia]

You know, I just got out of the shower, then I read that article.

Now I feel like I need another shower. A super hot one with industrial strength clorox.

[Sublight]

I’ve never heard of her fashion line, and neither have several of the people I’ve asked, so it sure ain’t on par with Gucci.

Anyway, all this has got me wondering, what’s Cornelia Guest up to these days?

[neutron_star]

From the article:

In Japan, she and Nicky are superstars – they are spokes-women for a line of local handbags as popular as Gucci is here, and their faces loom on billboards. (“We have to wear wigs,” says Hilton of her trips to Tokyo. “I love wearing a wig.”) Stateside, though, Hilton has little more going on than a jewelry line, a makeup line she says she’s launching in the spring and, most important, The Simple Life.

Sorry, I guess I misread that. They are spokeswomen for the bags, not designers or anything. My mistake.

[Tuckerfan]

*Originally posted by Michael Ellis *
**She should just be glad her first name isn’t Hanoi. **

You know, I’d be willing to bet that there’s been fewer guys in the “Hanoi Hilton.”

Oh yeah, the spam pop-up on AIM said, “Paris Hilton pulls out of Letterman interview.” Heh. They said, “pulls out”.

[Zsofia]

Doesn’t anybody else think it’s very odd that before this year or so you never heard about this woman? Maybe I’ve just had my head in the sand, but not too long ago I was just vaugely aware that the Hilton family was rich in many ways, and all of a sudden ick, she’s everywhere. Promotional, I suppose, but I’d heard of a lot of other socialites only known for going to parties, but not Paris.

[Sublight]

*Originally posted by neutron star *
**From the article:
Sorry, I guess I misread that. They are spokeswomen for the bags, not designers or anything. My mistake. **

Ok, I just asked my wife about this, and she says they’re involved with a brand called Samantha Thavasa.

http://www.samantha.co.jp/

Judging by the pics in the “Hilton Sisters” section of the website, they’re firmly in the “too rich to need fashion sense” category.

[Tuckerfan]

Leg warmers. One of them is wearing leg warmers. I thought those things went out of style 15 minutes after they came in style. (Some time around 1983.)

[colour_wolf]

*Originally posted by Chimera *
**Want Justice?

Picture Paris Hilton at age 50, still trying to play the same partying socialite game when she’s too old and has had more men through her doors than the…Paris Hilton.**

I’m sure she’ll look fabulous.

[Michael_Ellis]

Finally, some good comes out of that show.

[Boo_Boo_Foo]

*Originally posted by colour wolf *
**I’m sure she’ll look fabulous. **

Oh dear, the divine Joanna Lumley and Paris Hilton aren’t even on the same radar map. Compared to Paris Hilton, Joanna Lumley is STRATOSPHERICALLY intelligent, and moreover, is a very much an independant self-made woman. And naturally beautiful too. Her character on AB FAB was outragous - no denying that - but in real life she’s a total class act.

[colour_wolf]

*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo *
**Oh dear, the divine Joanna Lumley and Paris Hilton aren’t even on the same radar map. Compared to Paris Hilton, Joanna Lumley is STRATOSPHERICALLY intelligent, and moreover, is a very much an independant self-made woman. And naturally beautiful too. Her character on AB FAB was outragous - no denying that - but in real life she’s a total class act. **

Sorry about the confusion. I definitely meant the character, not the actor.

[Rainbowthief]

Paris Hilton is living proof that money isn’t everything.

[Ryan_Liam]

still, I’d like to have some of the money she has

[notquitekarpov]

Am I the only person on this planet who has never heard of this slut before? BTW I am not a long term resident down here so it is not cultural isolation. Unless she is strictly a US phenomena?

It can be no coincidence that my junk mail filter picked up two msgs with Paris Hilton in the title. Obviously deleted unopened, and here was I assuming they were promotion for a hotel in the capital of France…

[Lizard]

*Originally posted by Kalhoun *
**The Hilton Sisters will party like rock stars for a few years and then daddy will sit them down and tell them who they’re to marry. The millions must go on. **

I don’t agree with the marriage part, but I do agree that one way or another they won’t be allowed (at least, Paris won’t be allowed) to fuck around for ever. Rich people/families tend to care what happens to their money; I know if I had a kid like Paris Hilton I’d certainly threaten her with a much smaller inheritance if she didn’t get her shit together and get a real job.

[Michael_Ellis]

*Originally posted by notquitekarpov *
Am I the only person on this planet who has never heard of this slut before? BTW I am not a long term resident down here so it is not cultural isolation. Unless she is strictly a US phenomena?

Wow. I’m envying Angola.

[Capt_B.Phart]

*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo *
**Oh dear, the divine Joanna Lumley and Paris Hilton aren’t even on the same radar map. **

Tho’ Joanna Lumley starred in at least one mucky film as well (in her case delibrately)

[DKW]

Every time one of these grossly overpaid, overprivileged, overpublicized whoevers pops up, I invariably ask the same question: What the hell does she have that about 50 bazillion other women don’t?

Rich girl? Done to death. Amateur sex videos on the Internet? Welcome to eight years ago. Slutty photographs? Not original when Playboy magazine began, for crying out loud.

I know that sex sells. I have no trouble with acting like a tramp. But there are countless websites where I can get dozens of women every bit as attractive as her, and for the exact same price. And I guarantee you that not one is getting $30 mil. for the privilege. Why does anyone give a damn about this one freaking person, dammit??

(Won’t even bother making any puns. I’m sick enough as it is.)